Although this fall was nothing new
Hi Mum knew exactly what to do
She hoiked him up
Fed him something from a cup
And started the game anew
His cash-builder began
His cash-builder began
And heâd worked out a plan
His cash-builder began
And heâd worked out a plan
Just keep two steps ahead
His cash-builder began
And heâd worked out a plan
Just keep two steps ahead
And win plenty of bread
His cash builder began,
And heâd worked out a plan,
Just keep two steps ahead,
And win plenty of bread,
For his stag do in Azerbaijan.
He was marrying a Lancashire lass,
He was marrying a Lancashire lass,
The problem was she could sure gas
He was marrying a Lancashire lass,
The problem was she could sure gas
Sheâd wear out his ears
He was marrying a Lancashire lass,
The problem was she could sure gas
Sheâd wear out his ears
Reduce him to tears
He was marrying a Lancashire lass,
The problem was she could sure gas
Sheâd wear out his ears
Reduce him to tears
Then run off with all his brass.
When Judd parked his car at Lidl
When Judd parked his car at Lidl
He suddenly had need for a widdle
When Judd parked his car at Lidl
He suddenly had need for a widdle
So up cocked his leg
When Judd parked his car at Lidl
He suddenly had need for a widdle
So up cocked his leg
But was spotted by Meg
When Judd parked his car at Lidl
He suddenly had need for a widdle
So up cocked his leg
But was spotted by Meg
Who was heard shouting hey diddle diddle
The store boss said whatâs this about
The store boss said whatâs this about
Any more of that and youâre out!
The store boss said whatâs this about
Any more of that and youâre out!
Get back to your till
The store boss said whatâs this about
Any more of that and youâre out!
Get back to your till
And keep away from Jill
The store boss said whatâs this about
Any more of that and youâre out!
Get back to your till
And keep away from Jill
Or Iâll give both of your ears a good clout.
Chastised and shamed he slunk away
Chastised and shamed he slunk away
And sat at his till, till along came May
(Morning Barry 
)
Chastised and shamed he slunk away
And sat at his till, till along came May
He couldnât resist her, his lust unabated
(Morning Mups )
Chastised and shamed he slunk away
And sat at his till, till along came May
He couldnât resist her, his lust unabated
Feeling horny and frustrated
(Kept it clean :D)