There was a young man from Belize
Who suffered from many a disease
Infection was rife
For most of his life
And often brought him to his knees.
In search of a cure he set off
In search of a cure he set off
Still showing signs of that cough
In search of a cure he set off
Still showing signs of that cough
So to Lourdes he did fly
In search of a cure he set off
Still showing signs of that cough
So to Lourdes he did fly
And in the wink of an eye
In search of a cure he set off
Still showing signs of that cough
So to Lourdes he did fly
And in the wink of an eye
He died, so enough was enough.
The moral of this story should be
The moral of this story should be
The next time you feel crappy
The moral of this story should be
The next time you feel crappy
Avoid Lourdes at all cost
The moral of this story should be
The next time you feel crappy
Avoid Lourdes at all cost
Never say die, fingers crossed
The moral of this story should be
The next time you feel crappy
Avoid Lourdes at all cost
Never say die, fingers crossed
And never put your faith in JC.
Once again my mind went blank
Once again my mind went blank
It could be to do with what I drank
Once again my mind went blank
It could be to do with what I drank
Was it the beer or was it the gin
Once again my mind went blank
It could be to do with what I drank
Was it the beer or was it the gin
Dunno, but it made my head spin
Once again my mind went blank
It could be to do with what I drank
Was it the beer or was it the gin
Dunno, but it made my head spin
And all for a silly prank.
Mick wanted to go on The Chase
Mick wanted to go on The Chase
So he took his Mum just in case
Mick wanted to go on The Chase
So he took his Mum just in case
His Chaser was Shaun
Mick wanted to go on The Chase
So he took his Mum just in case
His Chaser was Shaun
Mick said “Bring it on!”
Mick wanted to go on The Chase
So he took his Mum just in case
His Chaser was Shaun
Mick said “Bring it on!”
Then fell flat on his face.
Although this fall was nothing new
Although this fall was nothing new
His Mum knew exactly what to do
Although this fall was nothing new
His Mum knew exactly what to do
She hoiked him up
Although this fall was nothing new
Hi Mum knew exactly what to do
She hoiked him up
Fed him something from a cup