Limericks. (New)

That took a while" yelled first mate
“You got trouble with your prostate?”

That took a while" yelled first mate
“You got trouble with your prostate?”
Pop down to the docs

That took a while" yelled first mate
“You got trouble with your prostate?”
Pop down to the docs
As you may have the pox

“That took a while” yelled the first mate
“You got trouble with your prostate?”
Pop down to the docs
As you may have the pox
And you don’t wanna leave it too late.

So off to the docs went our pal

So off to the docs went our pal
Who turned out to be a young gal

So off to the docs went our pal
Who turned out to be a young gal
He came over all shy

So off to the docs went our pal
Who turned out to be a young gal
He came over all shy
But she had a good idea why

So off to the docs went our pal
Who turned out to be a young gal
He came over all shy
But she had a good idea why
She was an ex, and her name was Val.

She asked him to lay on her couch

She asked him to lay on her couch
And he turned out to be a real grouch

She asked him to lay on her couch
And he turned out to be a real grouch
That when she put on her glove

She asked him to lay on her couch
And he turned out to be a real grouch
That when she put on her glove
He prayed to above

She asked him to lay on her couch
And he turned out to be a real grouch
That when she put on her glove
He prayed to above
That the rectal wouldn’t make him say “Ouch”

“Well, I can tell you this” said the doc

“Well, I can tell you this” said the doc
“This’ll be a bit of a shock”

“Well, I can tell you this” said the doc
“This’ll be a bit of a shock”
“You are totally blocked!”

“Well, I can tell you this” said the doc
“This’ll be a bit of a shock”
“You are totally blocked!”
“And your bum-hole is locked”

“Well,I can tell you this” said the doc
“This’ll be a bit of a shock”
“You are totally blocked!”
" And your bum-hole is locked"
“And there’s something amiss with your big male Chicken” :shock::lol:

There was a young man from Belize

There was a young man from Belize
Who suffered from many a disease

There was a young man from Belize
Who suffered from many a disease
Infection was rife

There was a young man from Belize
Who suffered from many a disease
Infection was rife
For most of his life