Limericks. (New)

Cheer up said his mate, it’s all right
But Fred was angry and full of fight
“You don’t know her, she is gentle and sweet”

Cheer up said his mate, it’s all right
But Fred was angry and full of fight
“You don’t know her, she is gentle and sweet”
“The kind of girl guys would love to meet”

Cheer up said his mate, it’s all right
But Fred was angry and full of fight
“You don’t know her, she is gentle and sweet”
“The kind of girl guys would love to meet”
“And she wants me as her shining Knight.”

Just then, Big Lil from Brook Hill swept in

Just then, Big Lil from Brook Hill swept in
Smothered in makeup and reeking of gin

Just then, Big Lil from Brook Hill swept in
Smothered in makeup and reeking of gin
She burped, and then said

Just then, Big Lil from Brook Hill swept in
Smothered in makeup and reeking of gin
She burped, and then said
Gish a kish Fred

Just then, Big Lil from Brook Hill swept in
Smothered in makeup and reeking of gin
She burped and then said
Gish a kish Fred
Then promptly threw up in the bin.

Fred’s face turned a bright shade of green

Fred’s face turned a bright shade of green
A bright shade of green, which is rarely seen

Too late again!

Too bizzy dancing Tango? ;-):smiley:

Fred’s face turned a bright shade of green
A bright shade of green, which is rarely seen
As he ran for the door

Fred’s face turned a bright shade of green
A bright shade of green. which is rarely seen
As he ran for the door
He fell and his face hit the floor

Fred’s face turned a bright shade of green
A bright shade of green. which is rarely seen
As he ran for the door
He fell and his face hit the floor
Just as in came a lady called Jean.

Jean gasped, and knelt by his side

Jean gasped, and knelt by his side
"I thought you’d turned into a frog,"she cried.

Jean gasped, and knelt by his side
"I thought you’d turned into a frog,"she cried.
Fred looked up in awe

Jean gasped, and knelt by his side
"I thought you’d turned into a frog,"she cried.
Fred looked up in awe
As he lay on the floor

Jean gasped, and knelt by his side
"I thought you’d turned into a frog,"she cried.
Fred looked up in awe
As he lay on the floor
And then rolled over and died

To heaven upwards he soared

To heaven upwards he soared
His maker took one look and roared

To heaven upwards he soared
His maker took one look and roared
“You’re in the wrong place!”

To heaven upwards he soared
His maker took one look and roared
“You’re in the wrong place!”
Fred yelled back at him “Ace!”