I met him in Bournemouth. He asked if he could throw me in the fountain at the Pavilion, because I said I was hot.
Great sense of humour right to the end.
Well,no problem there Sweetie - you ARE hot!
[just ask your devotee,gumbud]
It was a hot day Mr Flirty pants:lol:
He owned a property in my area.
SP - how did you know I owned a property in the area? - will be there checkin it out next month for pug death beetle! one that lives in marshlands and survives on discarded coffee grinds?
strangely enough prefers expresso to expresso left overs - still once a left over always a left over heh?
I HATE YOU!
[and it’s ESpresso,you thicko!]
You say expresso and I say espresso, lets call the whole thing off.
Anyone remember Cliff Richard in that excruciating film “Expresso Bongo” had to be one of the worst films ever made, along with “Summer Holiday” where a lot of toffee nosed teenagers go off in a bus on holiday, what a boring crowd to go on holidays with.
I may be a bit mixed up here, but didn’t the monkey named Bongo in the film Espresso Bongo go to Hollywood to star in “Bedtime for Bongo”, Ronald Reagan was co star to the monkey and he went on to be President of the USA, makes you wonder what a crazy world we live in doesn’t it.:shock:
The difference being,Jem,that the monkey doesn’t look at all phased or confused by the longer words-and he’s the one who’s mouth isn’t moving as he attempts to look intelligent whilst reading…how very ‘American President’,don’tcha think?
A lot of Hollywood film stars dabbled in politics, Clint Eastwood was Lord Mayor of a place called Carmel, how sweet, and quite a few backed political candidates, James Cagney was very much a leftie in his younger days but as he got older he became ultra conservative, he financially backed Reagan’s campaign for the presidency. I wonder what kind of a president Arnold Schwarzenegger would have made if he had put his name in the hat.
I suppose if Popeye was a real person he would have been a cert to serve a double term.
The thing THEY all have in common,is they understand how doors work,can spell ‘potato’,don’t have trouble pronouncing multi-syllabic words and can speak to a female without thinking “I’ll 'ave 'er!”,Jem.
It’s a bit political tonight, is there some Monkey Business going on.
Sometimes it is good just to sit, and wait, and watch the patterns, no worse than staring at the testcard.
The real deal.
Where I came from
CHIMNEYS were known as CHIMLEYS
We never had ESPRESSO, just CAMP
Love that.
the lord giveth and the lord taketh away, sort of.
I thought it was the tax man:shock:
The tax man is short change, in the bigger picture.
It will only get worse.
OMG what am I doing, we should be happy and going crazy. It is my wine night, I have to make the most of it before it outprices my pocket.
just because ya can’t say ya exs properly doesn’t mean it’s not expresso - now pugsie must try harder - no I didn’t say get a hard on - EXPRESSO ; EXPRESSO - now tell me how do you express yourself - NO not in the toilet - in verse you nerd - and what about an EXPRESS train - did you play with one - no not the real thing dinky toys - and then there is EXPRESSIONLESS - yes that’s you most of the time! and then EXPRESSIVENESS - that’s the rest of us most of the time!
EXPRESSIVITY - ever used that with your fictitious students?
i could go on but I think that’s enough for your expresso soaked brain tonight dear! - oh and bye the bye - ya mascara’s running again - remember don’t keep watering it down fgs!
know wonder ya don’t sleep much with all that expresso in ya tummy heh?
great one spittie - lots of memories and yes more memories - I once spent a rainy night in Georgia and she finished with me there!