Ooh,ewe little tinker!
“Stand by your man,
Give him two arms to cling to,
And something warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely
Stand by…”
Songwriters: Billy Sherrill / Tammy Wynette
Talking of gay bars Pug.
My old Uncle Dave, was a cowboy for many years, he never married, unfortunately he went blind in his latter years.
One night he accidentally wandered into an all girls bar in San Francisco, he sat at the bar and as he liked to share a joke he ordered a whiskey and said out loud to the bartender “How’d ya like to hear a good dumb blonde joke?”
A woman walked over to him and tipped him on the shoulder.
“I think it’s only fair to warn you seeing that you are an old man and blind, that before you tell that joke, the lady behind the bar is blonde and has access to a baseball bat, I’m a six feet tall blonde and have a black belt in judo, the girl on your right is blonde and a champion wrestler and the girl on your left is also blonde and a weightlifter, now do you still want to tell us all that joke?”
“No…not if I have to explain it four times”
Well, thanks to our kindness and skill
You’ll have no trouble until
You catch your breath
And the nurse will present you the bill!"
Talkin, seems the answer to everything, but, the ones who can’t help want paying, and, the ones that can, don’t realise it.
I feel a poem coming on.
One out All out.
Good Night Possums. X
AHA! I’m last!
[what d’y’mean,’‘wrong thread’’??!??]
So you are!!
Guid moaning chums.
The sun is shining
sky above so blue
you may well ask
What today shall we do
Thats poetry/rhyming couplets over for me today
BTW.
Excuse lack of punctuation, I am trying to be frugal in my use of ink, every little bit helps
I am also considering shorter words in posts
Aww Young Robert:lol:
In the words of Max Bygraves, I am gonna tell you a story.
LATER xxxx
I always thought he said " let me tell ya a story"?? no worries!
You are most likely right. xxxx
It is because I couldn’t use my hands at the same time.
hmm - same excuse the vicars daughter said to the sailor!
A song for you Gummy.
ah gee thanks - I an still recognize them and do wish they were still here - they took the music field by storm - as good as the beatles!
I saw a tribute group last night at the beach. It was brill.
I posted the old clip as I had never seen that.
I am so excited for tonight, there is a Stevie Wonder tribute.
I am a BIG fan, and I have seen the real guy several times.
I thought Max B’s catchphrase was “I wanna tell you a story”???
What ever???
He has passed away now.
Yep-he’s up there with Hughie Green & Terry Wogan,chuckling over catchphrases.