Well! I don’t know what to say.
Gummy Bear I’ll take you down to a place by the river, I’ll feed you tea and oranges that come all the way from China.
I never liked that Cohan fellas music, I heard one or two of his songs back in the early 70’s and said to meself this chap is definitely not for me, miserable slow crap and me a happy chap, the worlds greatest moaner, music to commit suicide by according to one music critic at the time, never listened to him again, he’s all yours Gummy.;-)
Yes Sweetie, take him down to the river, the beautiful beautiful river, lay him on the sweet grass and feed him hand peeled grapes, he deserves it.
It is a case of catching him Jem.
The words I posted were from a Cohen song. Can’t post it as on my phone.
Gummy, I just built up the Pluck, then my “G String Snapped”.
OOPS…your G string just turned into a Dropped D,spitty!
My D is diminished, end of.
Jem if you care to peruse the book of Revelations - quite an easy tome to peruse you will find that dear St John spoke of very similar things about the end times - it may feel like exciting and adventurous times but we could be approaching the worlds end too??
OMG - I’ve just had this 'orrible vision of spittie standing there in his alltogether - G string around 'is ankles and learning on his jack hammer - disgusting - now if that ain’t a sign of the end times I don’t know what is?:twisted:
Yes, end of times, Factory settings.
Huh that wipes everything.
Night guys.
Well have frightened everyone away?
Sorry you lovely people, you cannot escape the future, it is all touch screen to start.
Huh-you may well believe that,Sweatie…but when gumbud asked me to gently caress his icons to get him started,he was wearing a gimp mask!
JUST a gimp mask!
“The rest is silence”…
[For those of lesser breeding,those are Hamlet’s last words]
LUVYA ,Sweetie P!
Ah. TOTAL abeyance of communicative humour…
One appears to have yet again totally emptied a forum merely by posting.
DRAT!
…y’know,the realisation of being beyond help came YEARS ago.
It was the day Odour Eaters sent me a refund and a note saying ‘Sorry they didn’t work mate,you’re way beyond help’.
…but I did find a solution for the sticky floor in the kitchen.
…I bought slippers! ‘slippers’…geddit?
…and ANOTHER thing…it wasn’t the Star Wars franchise who invented ‘the force’!
No. It was a little green Martial arts tutor on a Windows computer. Straight up,guv’nor!
Y’think I’m wrong?
Ok…but just remember…“Luke;update the force”…
[an iconic line,you’ll agree,yes?]
Yep…first uttered by Adobe Wan Kenobi!
[oh,BLIMEY,I’m bored]
HOW bored?,I hear you ask…
Well,I’m reading a book about the invention of Suoerglue
…and I just can NOT put it down!
Oh my those posts made me laugh.
I do hope you are unstuck Pugsy Bear.
Don’t let the boredom bring you down Pug oul son, we all get it, especially in this lousy weather.;-)
Do you know what the weathermen had the gall to say? they said last weekend that Dublin was to be hotter than Spain, well Spain must have shifted up to the North Pole because I was out in the garden clearing out some junk and I had two pullovers and an jacket on me, then the rain pelted down and I was so cold that I had to light the coal fire, at first I thought it was me old age but then the two lads came in from town and they we complaining of the cold.
They don’t even apologise for making astronomical blunders like that, they just carry on as normal even going as far as saying last night that from Wednesday the weather will be glorious bar the odd shower, well it’s nearly 7pm now, it’s freezing cold, and the Sun hasn’t shown it’s face all day, chancers of the highest order is what they are, the forecasts were more accurate back in the 50’s when they relied on sending up balloons.
You mentioned glue, my missus used to pal around with a girl called Mary McGlue, no kiddin’, we all called her ‘Sticky McGlue’, she was a lovely girl, but she was a bit of a clingon, she followed Phyllis everywhere, she wouldn’t adhere to hints so I eventually had to be blunt and give her some evo stick.
GIMP .
how long I have waited to see that word on the screen?
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PUG you have made my day by taking me back to my apprentice days in GRACE BROS Emporium in Streatham where I spent many happy hours serving the local hoi poloi with their haberdashery requisites.
All classes came in, dear Madame Fifi who travelled all the way from Marble Arch for our specially weighted tassels for her girls.
The toffs came in mean as ever, trying to entice me to slip them an extra 9 inches gratis. I’m sorry I told them. I have to consider shrinkage & offered them 6 inches as long as they paid.
But I digress.
Pug you have got me yawning too, I can’t be bothered to finish this tripe