I have just perused the last couple of days posts and am speechless.
Umm…that’ll be mostly my fault,RJ.
…sorry,mate.
A boring day doing sfa,other than wait for some news.
So I took my guitar to the beach [it’s not far]
Where I sat down and played me some blues.
Then,pooches & I,we all wandered back home
Still waiting to hear that special ring-tone.
I got gumbud & pooches mixed up in my mind;
I hugged the pooches-but gave gumbud a bone.
Oh,dear,goodness me,
a catastrophe!
I prayed for help,from the good God above.
But it’s turned out ok,
good news arrived today…
…yep - gumbud & I are in love!
Blues eh? I like Blues.
I love both of you cuddly bears - So there:lol:
I am reviewing the situation.
There was me thinking a gimp was just s gammy leg, seems there’s a lot more to the super salesman’s armoury than meets the eye RJ, you had to know your stuff back then.
And well you might Spitty.
What have we got here, well so far we have two male scribblers in love, one speechless poet, a very sweet lady, a demented jeweller, and a missing Fruitcake.
I wish you the best of luck with it my good man, indeed I think Hercule Poirot would be hard pressed to figure that one out.
Let’s hope just one sauce is not involved.
A Ketchup! A Ketchup! We all fall down
Daddie you promised
AH,but you haven’t yet been informed of my latest venture,cherubs.
No doubt most-if not all-of you are familiar with the ‘Jaws’ films.
Well,as you may know,I made a very successful suspense/thriller film titled “Human Resources”.
I’m about to release the sequel,’'Human Resources 2. This time,it’s personell"…
ohhhh,SHUDDUP! I duz me best…#sigh#…
Everyone has gone crazy tonight!
Now I have to think of a secret for the Candy Bar. Oops I nearly wrote bra:shock:
I go sleeps now.
Sweetie Dreams all.
I wasn’t thinking of me own future that time Gummy, when you get to 70 your future is all used up, and you can never change your past.
I was thinking more about the famous ‘Last Day’, nearly every religion cult and tribe mentions a last day or a day or reckoning for all mankind, ain’t it nice to know that we’ll all be standing buck naked in front of the big fella awaiting the verdict on all of us? Trump, Rasputin, Hitler, Stalin, and all the others who thought they were special will be the same as everyone else.
I’ll be standing with the ordinary Joe Soaps who were content with a full belly and a roof over their heads, while all the rich fat Camels will be hopping up and down like yo-yo’s trying to lose a few pounds so they can fit through the narrow door shaped like the eye of a needle.
Oh yes, I imagine the last day will be a fun day, depending on how you treated your fellow men on Earth of course, bring it on, my CV is OK in that respect, repent ye miserable sinners!
wot a load of rubbish - you still got the shakes from that jackhammer spittie??
phil collins just might be able to play the drums but he sure as hell can’t sing!:shock:
yep I concur we are in love - in love with the same woman and we have become triangulated rather - but she is rather rather sweet and if I have my way pie squared - other than that I cannot say - but pugs a bugs is now leading me astray with the bosa nova - and is suggesting that we may make contact with the seven sisters - another triangulated mess if you ask me - but when he clutches me to his belly I go all limp he is so emasculated - and what lovely muscles even though they are only on his lower calves - however the dog does worry me - or the pooch as he calls it - it keeps pissing up me leg!! - should I be excited ??
Gummy I like Phil Collins singing ‘Love don’t come easy’, he wasn’t bad in the film ‘Buster’ either.
Speaking of love coming easy, let me be the first to congratulate yerself and Pug, nothing as nice as twilight love for a lovely couple.(couple of what one is tempted to ask) 
Umm…I have just the one question,gumbuddy loverboy.
Although you dance like Temptation Personified,you little flirtatious minx…
…exactly when is it MY turn on top???
I am staying out of this.
I am hiding:shock:
Come back Jem!
Naughty boys are here.
I do my best to keep things clean Sweetie, but it’s not easy when they insist on shouting their love from the highest hills, even telling the golden daffodils, not to worry though, it won’t be long till we hear those famous words from one of them “Why Darling, I do believe we’re having our first quarrel” It’ll be all down hill after that, mark my words. ;-)
Well I’m heading off now for a pint with the love of me life, oh yes love is a many splendid thing indeed.
See yis all tomorrow.