by who?? you still got a fever??
The lady RJ impregnated.
There you go, Gummy.
Anyone ever been out with a Bird that looked like Shirley Crabtree?
I once went out with a girl called Gloria Thistlewaite?? - she used to keep me waiting!
Surely we all plucked from the crabtree in our innocent days, only to be rewarded with a dose of the runs.
“And satan did say unto Eve, pluck not from yonder crabtree lest you sour mankind for all eternity” as de holy bible say.
They’ve always done their best to hide the lower part of Ireland on the weather map Fruity, can’t be giving away free weather to the Irish Republic, anyway we have our own, think yu.
Drink Guinness and be a cowboy indeed, I should be so lucky.
Actually Gummy I would have loved to be a struggling sculptor in a dingy Paris attic.
How to sculpt in a nutshell, a bit confined I’ll agree but perseverance is your only man.
(The following is roughly translated from one of Michael Angelo’s diaries by Jem)
“Watch carefully and soon yez’ll
Be able to master the hammer and chisel
Concentrate on what’s going on
Then you’ll remember it like a song
Do it exactly as I have told it
And soon you’ll be able to do it blindfolded”
I’d loved to be able to sculpt in stone, such a magical thing to be able to create something beautiful from a lump of rock or marble, I don’t care what anyone says but there’s something spiritual about working with certain stones, ah well too late to teach an old dog new tricks.
I am a bit reticent about posting, after Jems heartfelt confession about yearning to be a Sculptor , but I guess someone had to “Chip in”.
Paul, I was 5 years old.
Have you got a pic of Shirley Eaton?
I can swop it for a pic of Fats Domino,pre-obese
or
A plastic replica of Trigger’s horseshoes, alleged to be signed by Ray Rogers (Roys brother).
or
The cat that chewed your new shoes.
or
Telli a quantity Savalas lollipops, barely sucked
Got one of her Face Down, and sprayed with Gold Paint.
And BTW, that old Prepuberty Chestnut don’t cut no ice on this Thread.
I have been in hospital with food poisoning!
It was awful, they spoke no English.
Home tomorrow.
I won’t forget Lanzarote in a hurry.
Cariño,cuando estás en un enclave español, te cuesta hablar español…aunque sea arbitrariamente,mi ángel.
…or failing that,shout “EL CRAPPOS!” as you let rip…I assure you it’ll get their attention…
Pugsy bear to the rescue.
Not one of her gift wrapped thanks
https://s26.postimg.org/g3g6ff04p/What_A_Carve_Up_147.jpg
I fell in love with Shirley Eaton when I first saw her in “What a Carve up 1961”
I could have strangled Adam Faith when he marched her off in the end.:twisted:
Whatagal
Thanks Jem, she’s no Eton Mess.
I am sorry to hear you were poisoned in Lanzarote Sweetie, but glad to hear the danger is over. Take it easy eating now, slowly until the stomach comes back to itself, a spoonful of good quality honey in the mornings helped me recover quickly when I ate a bad fish from a chipper a few years ago, never ate fish from a chipper again.:shock:
My few final words on smalls.
I always go for a small size in mens underpants as I have a small bum. Some folks have small bums but huge bellies, fortunately I am not one of them, my proportions are evenly distributed. Queer shaped lower bodies can create a problem when choosing underwear, some enterprising whizz kid should tackle the problem and make a fortune for himself/herself.
Others I have noticed have big bums and flat bellies, men and women included, take my sister in law, she has a nice slim build down to the waist, she’s 56 now but looks 36, but her bum is a 10x10 bowl size (that’s ten bowl inches per cheek on the bowlometer) and it sticks out the back of her like a ducks ass, one could almost use her ass as a coffee table, if her body was a map you’d be looking at a peninsula, but it bothers her not, and why should it, in fact she’s proud of her shape, and her hubby loves it.:-)
Reminds me of the stingy chap who opened a new bar in Dublin and advertised for 5 tall bandy barmaids, he said they’d be much quicker as they wouldn’t have to walk around the tables.:-D
A bottom something like these Victorian ladies.
https://s26.postimg.org/vnwqxip1l/vicpic-women.jpg
Thanks Jem.
Nice explanation on bottoms.
Mine is small, but many men like a good handful. Think Benny Hill in the Italian job.
Hello Sweetie, glad you’re OK!