Leisurely Scribbles (part 5) (Part 1)

well we all knew that!!:mrgreen: the best cure for flue is gargling with ya best chosen spirit and immediately swallowing.

[as the bishop said to the actress?? ] - I read it in a book!

as for ya hankie pankie - well what ever fluffs up ya hankie dear - I do hope it’s polka dot.

ps: don’t think for one moment that sweetie pie can assist you - she is trying to hold down many jobs including the candy bar [where there are many sick b…rds ]- her own sick hubbie [bless his cotton socks] and now all this confusion on here ! - I blame Jem meself not enough discipline among the troops!! [all he wants to do is drink guiness and be a cowboy]

I am back.
Who is up for some hanky panky?

well could you do spittie first and we’ll just all watch and pick up tips [don’t forget lads throw ya tips in the ring]

No I can’t you are first Gummy bear.
I haven’t finished twiddling your beard. :smiley:

Oke doke - didn’t want to push meself forward infront of a sick man - a very sick man might I say [why he wants to always carry around a jack hammer I will never know]

still I am in need of some female pummeling ?

whilst you are safely in ya beds over there with the gales blowing down on ya I’ve just finished 5 hrs work [including breakie and beer makin] and will soon have to hook out my clothes and hang them out. I was gonna trim the old chin bush today but will leave it until you have finished twiddling.

BUT in the meantime sweetie pie - where do you wanna start and how do you want me???:blush::shock::lol:

can we get on with it before all the others turn up ?

I blame Jem meself not enough discipline among the troops!! [all he wants to do is drink guiness and be a cowboy]

You may be right, I am feeling a little “Horse”.

D’ya know, the first time I went to the Seaside, I was beside myself, but, I did like it!

you got a fever too??

is this the seaside you mean??

Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside
I do like to be beside the sea!
I do like to stroll upon the Prom, Prom, Prom!
Where the brass bands play: “Tiddely-om-pom-pom!”

So just let me be beside the seaside
I’ll be beside myself with glee
For there’s lots of girls besides,
I should like to be beside
Beside the seaside! Beside the sea!

I’m in a w e SPITTY, you never fail to crack me up

you are so funny.

I certainly was; bowled over by a maiden.

Hence the introduction of the international unit for measuring bra sizes, the BSH, otherwise known as the British Standard Handful. :mrgreen:

Speaking of which, Carol Kirkwood has just been doing the weather on the telly, and blotting out most of Ireland in the process.

I am worried about Carol, she looks ill

would you care to elaborate Dr RJ?

Well, in my opinion, untutored, unqualified & probably unwelcome i have come to grow quite fond of the lady. Being blonde is reason enough for me to leave the weather forecast on when she is on.
However, of late she looks disheveled, lacking hairstyle & generally lost her spark.
Hows that Gumbo?

A couple of pints of Guinness would soon put hairs on her chest and have her right as rain in no time at all :wink:

well thank you so much RJ for responding so quickly and caringly! I do understand your fondness for blondes - is there anyway of sending a note to the TV line as viewers often do and express your concerns - I would think she may be having a relationship problem and may be living with a friend and unable to spend time with her makeup - OR she may have become alcoholic - many blondes do on TV - it’s the pressure of it all ya know??:!::blush:

ps: oh did you mean that you are blonde?? sorry!

I read somewhere that sales have been slipping for years. In fact, in 2015 their brewery at PARK ROYAL was closed & production moved “home”

I drank a lot of it when I worked as a bartender in my college days

preferred Mackeson

I agree RJ, Ms Kirkwood did look a little under barometric pressure.

My 1st teacher, Miss Blake was my first love, but she got preggers & I had to back off.
Nurse Gillian completed my world when we first met She was the exact double of Shirley Eaton, still is

quite

You should have stood by her!