I understand they also lost a lot of spitfires in the Bermuda Triangle - nothing like an angle that’s been tried and fired on the spit a few times to turn it into a charcoal ember - you could say all the spit had vapourized
The wife would agree with me, she is not happiest doing household chores, the other day she confided in me 'Spitty, when I do the washing up, I get a Sinking Feeling", not as to let her feel alone and isolated, I said to her “I know how you feel love, when you ask me to do the drying up, I often feel Drained”.
No, never been prone to Triangulation.
A mate of mine was a well hung fellow, who in middle age found himself partner less. His physical demeanor was well known in local circles, and being hung like a horse, it did not take long to establish the affections of a pretty young filly, as predicted though, the relationship never stud the test of time, the girlfriend said to him, she just couldn’t contend with it anymore. A friend of the couple said to me “Spitty, where do you think it all went wrong”, I said, if your looking for an emotional analysis, your are asking the wrong person, it’s no good asking a crash survivor, who only sees the numbers, but it would seem the guy got complacent, and just assumed he had taken out an
“Endowment Policy”
I have to go to work now, good day fellow scribblers.
Al Capone once said to a persistent reporter “Everyone’s got an angle, what’s your’s?” and he was probably right, very few people do anything for nothing, especially these days, but it’s important to have the right angle. There are so many angles at work now that it’s become impossible to cut any corners in the angle game, and to some degree parts of the world are littered with wreaked angles.
a well known race horse trainer once told me “it’s the angle of the dangle that counts”
Maybe the angle of the dangle has more to do with horse breeding than training Gumbud, especially now with stud fees so high.;-)
Some angles are quite interesting, it is easy to get transfixed by Oblique’s.
yes I was out “angling” the other day and there was nothing oblique about the salmon I caught - long slender and tube shaped!
You see gumbud, some folks ascend the Learning Curve, losing momentum until they stall at what they think is the pinnacle. Arriving at this point allows one to stop and observe, and to take in all the angles, having done this, a decision has to be made to commence the descent, but a realization may hit home that I takes just as much effort fighting a gravitational force in descent as did the ascent. One could then decide to stay put, and test the theory that the Curve is just part of a circle, that’s rotates irrespective of an individuals forward motion, thus you can travel full circle without even moving, but you may be limited in the number of angles available for observation.
you see the man who spits on fire
can never put the flame out
the flame shines brighter than before
a fact without a doubt!
[CENTER]the learning curve down under[/CENTER]
They told me to find the learning curve
And travel all the way
cos at the top is fame and fortune
For those who dare to climb
So I bought meself a boomerang
They said it was a great learning curve
You could throw it out and it came back
With entrails from some poor nerd
So I practiced with it everyday
Killed untold flying geese
And when I’d learnt that learning curve
My killing score was neat!
I threw it everywhere I went
And the amazing thing is true
It did not stall or stop or look
It just came straight back to me!
I’d found the perfect learning curve
It often brought me dinner
And as it soured it came to earth
Defying a gravitational spinner
I’d found the holy grail of spin
Momentum just continues
And falling down to earth again
Allows one to discontinue
And yes I did travel full circle
Without moving
But the circle did get stretched a bit
Your theory is not proven!
BEWARE OF THE COMING OF DOME-LIVING SALESMEN!
The next big plan on the agenda of the multi national money grabbers is the taxing of the air we breathe, impossible you may say, not in the least they say, between themselves of course, idea’s and early plans have already been submitted to one of the worlds biggest plastic producers for the making of huge clear plastic Domes to be made in sections and when assembled will cover an area the size of Bath, my sources in the factory are two plastic moulders, lets just call them Ben Dimm and Shay Pim, they tell me the whole operation is top secret at the moment, but details will be leaked out to the media shortly about a new weatherproof city to be built in a selected country, a totally whole new experience in ultra modern living, just think of it, no more bad weather for the rest of your life and you don’t have to travel to get it, you select your own favourite climate at the flick of a switch, no more maintenance bills on your house as that will be plastic too, no more killer diseases getting in etc…
Once the population of that city gets hooked on the lifestyle new cities will spring up all over the place and then everyone will be fully covered. Then just when you think you have it made they will start to thin out the air you breathe and everyone will wonder whats happening, next a bill comes through your plastic letterbox telling you that it’s costing them more than they though to keep the Dome going and if you don’t cough up an extra £50,000 by the 1st of January your supply of air will be cut off.
Yes my friends you may well laugh, remember if they can charge people living on an island full of rivers and lakes for water they can charge you for anything, so don’t come gasping to me when it happens, you have been warned, stay away from Dome salesmen at all costs.
Oeer dear - I’ve been told around here that Dome stands for Dept of Medicine for the Elderly - do you think there is a connection here - will the be starting with the elderly - I was thinking if it all goes wrong then bumping of the elderly in our population does have some advantages if you see what I mean - aging population and all of that - we are not very productive really are we, just pottering around in our gardens and messing about on here!
Ah Gumbud, your reasoning, concern, and love of your fellow man is a credit to you, would that there were more of you in this greedy world of ours.
I think some of us still have our uses, like baby minding for example, the cost of child minding has gone sky high over here and you hear some horror stories about the treatment of children in some child care facilities, left in dirty nappies all day, that kind of thing.
I still do jewellery repair work for neighbours and friends, I only charge them for the materials but I enjoy doing it when I’m in the humour for it, they sometimes need to have a lot of patience, my days of rushing things are long and truly gone.;-)
similiar thing happened to me the other day - had a garden table and 8 chairs delivered - one man of 28yrs - very pleasant young man - addressed me by first name - I like his style -although Mr or Sir would have been more appropriate but getting that response in OZ is not easy - they even call the sheep by their first name!
I could have watched him bring in every single chair but felt somewhat charitable so offered to help at 32C - then came the table - no way could he manage that alone - so this company the weezles had send out this lovely young man on his own and obviously expected someone to assist him - what if I had been a 70 yr old female pensioner? the mind boggles and yes they do walk amongst us!
Jem, you vision is Breathtaking.
My erstwhile chums, the illustrious
have ne’er been more industrious
our very own glitterati
have launched a heady party
prophetic institutions’
Serendipity in profusion
Gems of wit so very wise
written right before my eyes
I cant compete
I’m loving this treat
Whilst out walking this morning, a geezer approached from the opposite direction, he sprayed Nitrous Oxide in my face, then stamped on my foot, I didn’t know whether to Laugh or Cry.
I was passing by a toy shop yesterday evening and a vicious little boy ran out and stuck his telescope in my eye, I saw stars.