Forum Decorum?
I love the story about Winston Churchill who was a stickler for accurate typing and on one occasion he wrote in the margin of a memo “Round Objects”
Some time later back came the memo with a sheepish flunky saying
" Who is mr Round & what does he object to?
What comes around goes around
…the other is inn the Albert Hall
This could go Global.
…Himmler has got one similiar…
He’d never have been any good as a Juggler so. But where would you leave poor old Goebbels?
Bobby Vee’s “Rubber Balls” had the girls bouncing up and down in their seats at a concert here in Dublin in the 1960’s.
For Christ’s Sake, is that an over used Idiom.
This is all very well for you ‘cool’ dudes-but where does it leave us squares?
That’s 3 Hail Mary’s & 6 Our Father’s Spitty. On your knees now
"Square’ is the new ‘Round’ Pug so I’m told, it’s now ‘cool’ to be square, they have a Square Dance every Thursday at our local Parish hall, all ages go there for a bit of fun, seriously.
So-you all go ‘round’ to a ‘square’ dance held in a ‘rectangular’ hall,hmm?
Jem…you musta been ACES at geometry at school,bro!
you should have been at a ‘rock and roll’ night - never seen so many rocks rolled in my life - thought dwarf throwing was bad enough but rolling rocks is really cool!
Two men were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values.
Bill said, “I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?”
Larry replied, “I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?”
A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did my intelligence come from?”
The father replied. “Well, son, you must have got it from your mother,
cause I still have mine.”
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce Court Judge said, “And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week,”
“That’s very fair, your honor,” the husband said. “And every now and
then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.”
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, “I don’t like the looks of your wife at all.”
“Me neither doc,” said the husband. “But she’s a great cook and really good with the kids.”
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse
he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words
that were used to put the curse on you.”
The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and
wife.”
Two Reasons Why It’s So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan
Gonzalez.
“How was he killed?” asked one detective.
“With a golf gun,” the other detective replied.
“A golf gun! What the Hell is a golf gun?”
“I don’t know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.”
Moe: “My wife got me to believe in religion.”
Joe: “Really?”
Moe: “Yeah. Until I married her, I didn’t believe in Hell.”
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse
appears and asks him how he is feeling.
“I’m O. K. But I didn’t like the four letter-word the doctor used
during the surgery,” he answered.
What did he say," asked the nurse.
“Oops!”
While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed
a display of bathing suits.
It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband’s advice.
“What do you think?” I asked. “Should I get a two piece or an
all-in-one?”’
Better get the two piece," he replied. “You’d never get it all in one.”
He’s still in intensive care!
The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive
clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance.
The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, “Well, she’s
there!”
Should we all get Circum Sized?.
The question that transcends all others, who is going to get the next Round in?.
make mine a double bourbon on the rocks whoever is getting them in - my vote goes to Spitfire
SnowBalls all round then.
gubbud, You don’t want to sit on the rocks with your bourbon, you come in here with us. I will move out and you can have my seat. You will find it nice and warm by the woodburner. Tell me when you want another drink us pommes are loaded. Go on, sing us a cheeky song, all they can do is chuck us out.
Morning chums, I’m off out today, all day. BE-have
Had a good laugh at those Gumbud, thanks.
Would you believe I once started a thread here called “The Bermuda Triangle”? I got three replies, but they disappeared suddenly.
