Isn’t that sort of like giving them permission to go limp?
I’m on a roll with this thread…don’t push your luck by trying to make me decide between condoms and skin.
Please :shock:
[SIZE=“2”](bring back the nuns someone please, before I self combust)[/SIZE]
Why am I being punished, Harbal…? Please get me out of this thread before I say something awfully awfully bad. 
If you are trying to avoid saying something bad, I’m probably not your best bet, Pixie. 
Free cucumbers - yipee - everyone round to Pixies house!
Lies - all lies I have never worn a condom in my life!:-D:-D
Aye…well of course you would say that now, wouldn’t you?! :shock:
OK - just for you -
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Nope.
Well have nun of that please.
Di I have found a cucumber in my fridge that I don’t recognise. It also has a french accent and is wearing a french letter could it be yours?
Look who l have just seen boarding a train…
I hope he wasn’t encumbered by having to queue to get on it. 
Is he being safe? :shock: I don’t see a…mask anywhere
Wait, wait…why are we assuming its a GUY??
I am telling you Chillie…final warning from one friend to another…letter, just email me, much easier…
do you not know your marrows from your cucumbers…Artangel…
Well, to be fair…I did look up cartoon cucumbers and they all do look kindof chubby… And stripy
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=cucumber+cartoon&iax=images&ia=images
maybe your thinking…cucumber… sounds like feels like looks like…OMG its a member…new member actually…
Apologies wil email you if I find another suspicious cucumber
What the heck does a cucumber sound like?? :shock: Are they noisy, in France?
Like a gherkin but deeper:-D