I Can’t Stop Laughing. According To This Chart, l Am Upper-Class! What Are You?

Off topic; this thread is about peas. :018:

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Sorry guvnor. I know my place.

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@Bruce , Well l think a ‘forknspoon’ is better too !!
Donkeyman! :+1::roll_eyes::+1:

A splade.

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Just needs a wide straw to be attached to it for peas, soup, gravy and spaghetti and it’ll be like the Swiss army knife equivalent of the cutlery world.

Absolutely! No more cutlery drawer! :+1:

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Wouldn’t it just be easier to tip the plate to the side, grip the edge with your mouth and let the peas slide in?

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No, that is very uncouth and common. :018:

Do we know anyone on here with a 3D printer (and perhaps a tad too much free time on his Aussie hands) who could knock up a prototype? :wink:

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I believe we do…but you ask him…I got into trouble last time, cos there was chat about recycling and plastic waste :joy:

Perhaps we could design plates with a lowered part of its rim somewhere on its circumference to facilitate this and direct peas and gravy along a mouth sized ginnel.

Do we know anyone with a 3D printer…

Who would see you do it?
Just shout out, ‘Look out the window, there’s a nude person running past’.
Whilst they all turn away, lift your plate to your mouth and slurp back the peas, very quietly!!

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I suppose the success of that technique would depend on the width of one’s mouth.

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Knowing my luck, I would end up choking and snorting them up my nose or something :joy:

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No worries about that being a problem for Art “the joker” Angel. lol

I hope you’ll excuse me if I don’t “like” that comment. I feel it wouldn’t be in my best interest. :grimacing:

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I eat my peas with honey;

I’ve done it all my life.

It makes the peas taste funny,

But it keeps them on the knife. . . :ok_hand::+1:

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Maybe, it’s best to just eat Mushy peas?

Returning to topic, where does eating peanuts or bombay mix with a spoon (to keep ones fingers clean) fit into the class system?