He is NOT doing me, that is for certain!
Best come and look after me, you can’t trust some men:mrgreen:
The same applies to you too…sarcasm:shock: at this moment in time the camp bed in my shed is occupied by SP, lying in a voluptuous pose on the Girls Aloud duvet…so you will have to wait a bit
That’s ok. I don’t mind being teased. :-p
I don’t mind waiting.
I’ll just watch:mrgreen:
It is dark with door closed:shock:
Oh my hair, it got shut in the door!!!
Probably just how he wants you 
You are a very naughty girl…I like you…lots 
Exactly …page 27 of Fifty Sheds of Grey…
I like her too Rehab:lol:
OMG, where are my scissors?
We don’t do sharp things ok? .there is kinky…and there is bloody dangerous, so leave it!
They were to cut my hair free!!!
All I can see are some garden shears, that need sharpening I might add!
Of course they were…dirty girl!
Who are you, Edward Scissor Hands:mrgreen:
So when’s my turn?
I am pretty booked up for tonight, tomorrow is not looking good either…but, I can bump you up to the top of the list if you have any particular talents that might be of interest to a broad minded Male…
Failing that a blank cheque?
Oh I’m not sure you could handle that Rehab:069:
And I don’t mean the failing bank cheque. 
You do realise who you are dealing with don’t you? This is just a small part of my CV…Bon Vivant, World Traveller, Soldier of Fortune, Best Stud in Town ( any town), International Lover, Casual Hero, All round Good Guy, Philosopher
Wars Fought
Revolutions Started
Alligators Castrated
Uprisings Quelled
Computers Verified
Tigers Tamed
Bars Emptied
Virgins Converted
Orgies Organised
Sex Educationalist…
Good uh? Not bad for a thick working class guy with tattoos 
I am warming to tats.
Can I get a private show?
GOOD GRIEF REHAB!
Every time I turn me back, you’re up to no good again!
Can you control your urge to pick up these ladies for a few minutes, while I get us a taxi - and put those rude magazines down too! 
He has magazine’s!
Surely viewing hairstyles.