Ohhh bobbles…grabs sellotape
I have to, Pixie. No bugger’s gonna do it for me. ![]()
If I lived closer Mups, I’d be round your place each week with crease free laundry 
I’m afraid no amount of finger twitching would smooth me out. I am crumpled beyond recovery.
Now there’s an offer I wouldnt refuse. ![]()
That made me laugh!
(with you, not AT you…just to clarify!)
No one is beyond redemption Harbal … we’d just stick you between two heavy books and leave you to flatten out in your own good time. ![]()
Haha! That’s a good idea!
Or if he was in a hurry, Mort, we could use a trouser press - with him wearing them still. ![]()
It’d be quicker … would it make new creases on him? 
Mmmm. ![]()
Only one down each side. He’d look alright from the back, Mort. 
oh come here you big softie … and have a hug.
No, but perhaps beyond being worth making the effort for. ![]()
Do I get a say in it? ![]()
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No scorch marks allowed. ![]()
I have to say that it’s not a wholly unpleasant feeling to have so much female attention on one, all at the same time. 
Even if you are being squished between books and a trouser press?! 
See how we spoil ya, Harbal? 
Not to mention short singed back and sides and even …backside 