Ohhh bobbles…grabs sellotape
I have to, Pixie. No bugger’s gonna do it for me.
If I lived closer Mups, I’d be round your place each week with crease free laundry
I’m afraid no amount of finger twitching would smooth me out. I am crumpled beyond recovery.
Now there’s an offer I wouldnt refuse.
That made me laugh! (with you, not AT you…just to clarify!)
No one is beyond redemption Harbal … we’d just stick you between two heavy books and leave you to flatten out in your own good time.
Haha! That’s a good idea!
Or if he was in a hurry, Mort, we could use a trouser press - with him wearing them still.
It’d be quicker … would it make new creases on him?
Mmmm.
Only one down each side. He’d look alright from the back, Mort.
oh come here you big softie … and have a hug.
No, but perhaps beyond being worth making the effort for.
Do I get a say in it?
No scorch marks allowed.
I have to say that it’s not a wholly unpleasant feeling to have so much female attention on one, all at the same time.
Even if you are being squished between books and a trouser press?!
See how we spoil ya, Harbal?
Not to mention short singed back and sides and even …backside