I have never singed a thing in my life…I know how to wield an iron 
Some folks would pay for that. 
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You know some strange folk…
Couldnt you try? 
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Are you suggesting a singe a backside, just to be like everyone else?! 
One hears things. 
So do I … the knack is to singe something. 
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You know once that happens you ought to get help Harbal 
Took me a minute to get that! 
Who provides the sort of help that I need? 
One of those whose dress their clients in elegant padded jackets with buckles and straps on.
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Right ho good people, I’m afraid I must leave you now.
Gotta be up early in the morning.
Dont let Harbal lead you lovely ladies astray now. 
Nighty night. 
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Was that meant to sound erotic, Morti?
Yes I must go too…busy day tomorrow again.
Morty, be gentle with Harbal, he creases easily 
It could do Harbal … the thing is in the hang of the jacket …it has to be tailored,… to a straight jacket.
It suddenly doesn’t sound quite so erotic.
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You’re a good sport Harbal … I like a chap who can have a laugh.
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Laughing is the only thing that motivates me these days, Morti. 
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