Morning all.
Don’t miss that bus, Emjay. 
So, yes, dog groom at 11 today, then I will wander about our retail park. PaH, maybe Home Bargains, and Morrisons. She is usually 1.5 - 2 hours, and if I am finished I can drive back there and wait in the car till she calls. Usually have a book, magazine or puzzler.
Then this afternoon I might gather all my paperbacks and get them stored somewhere properly. Don’t know where, though. 
Where did you find this beautiful body ? You need a good hose down
Oh how short your memory is. 
Oh no it’s not mine is it 
Many are quick to criticise delivery driver but the guys with DPD always seem to be willing to go the extra mile. I had 25kg of bird seed delivered to my first floor flat and when I got to the door the guy asked if he could carry it in for me, unlike Hermes who tend to dump and run.
William Shatner is going into space, is there any chance they could leave him there? 
Morning folks.
Raining and windy. Urgh.
Listening to Johnson on BBC Breakfast this mornng and he just does not give a sh**.
He blatantly lies even when the Office for National Statics tell him that wages are not risng he sticks to his mantra.
I appreciate that politicians avoid giving honest answers but he has taken it to a whole new level.
Good morning all, its pouring down of rain here, couldn’t come down any harder.
Sending Hubby out to do my errands, he is not very pleased about that.
Have a nice day all.
Susie, I don’t think I’d be, either! Do you need whatever you are sending him out for?
Odd that. My wife has just casually announced that the milk is running low and rather than use petrol by going to the supermarket perhaps I could just pop to the local co op, and without stopping for breath added there’s an umbrella in the hall then just as casually went upstairs. 
Well get on with it man, you have your orders.
I will be donning the wet suit ASAP .
Just need the wife’s permission to go out alone. 
Stop making excuses as you well know that that is a given. 
Morning everyone, just finished clipping the dogs but nothing else planned as yet, so after lunch I may retire to the workshop and find a job for a couple of hours.
Have a pleasant day folks 
Jeff looks like a ‘False black widow’. They bite and it is nasty.
Jeff is fine and instructs me to tell you there is nothing false about him.
Good morning all. Just back from Sainsburys for the weekly shop.
The field this morning was flooded. Jesus was not the only one that can walk on water.
I am now going to try and book my flue jab online. I am going to first try Boots chemist.
Had a nice time yesterday with my friend. She got shoes and lots of other things.
I forgot about going shopping with women. I feel sure that they only take men with to carry the bags.
I hope you were taken aside by a member of The Brethren on your wedding day as was I, to learn the 101 different ways of saying, Yes Dear. 
