Ruddy hell, why are you nakey in the first place? 
You know you’re getting old when you forget to put on any clothes in the morning and then go to Tescos……
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You know you’re getting old when your reply to anyone wishing you a merry Christmas your reply is always Bah Humbug!
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1978 v 2023
1978: Long Hair. 2023: Longing for Hair.
1978: 8 Tracks. 2023: Cataracts.
1978: Kegs. 2023: EKGs.
1978: Streaking. 2023: Leaking.
1978: Acid Rock. 2023: Acid Reflux.
1978: Seeds and Stems. 2023: Fibre.
1978: Staying Alive (The song) 2023: Staying Alive the goal.
1978: Hoping for a BMW. 2023. Hoping for a BM.
1978: Going to a new hip, joint. 2023: Getting a new hip joint.
1978: Rolling Stones. 2023: Kidney Stones.
1978: Bell Bottoms. 2023: Big Bottoms.
1978: Disco. 2023: Costco.
1978: Whatever. 2023: Depends.
1978: Rock and roll all night. 2023: Sleep through the night.
1978: Think you know everything. 2023: Think you know your name.
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Love it furry, sounds like an exciting life of yours 
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.,.,.
Can’t argue with that Furry.
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There are days when you really can’t be bothered.
On that reckoning, some folks have been old since their teens 
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You need new glasses. 
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you can’t see yer toes
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You need help to cut your toenails.
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Santa starts looking younger…
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You keeping mixing up your passwords
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your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
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whats wrong with a night out on the patio, i did in me underpants 
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You have a patio in your undercrackers?
When everyone with an opinion you sort of understood and sort of respected is dead 
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When you remember you have already replied to this post 13 days ago.
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The problem with getting old is when you reach an age when you know everything, but at the same time you forget everything.
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