Sniff.
Mmmm. A Tad Corky. Or Corny
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I’m sticking with the gin and tonic, just to be on the safe side… not chancing a slice of lemon either 
Commonly Known as a “Horses Neck”.
One has 2 have a lotta Neck. 2 down a Pinkie.
Skip the Lemons. Limes 4 Limey’s . 
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Because there are bits of cork floating about in your glass QeS?
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Hehehe - I see Folk have been focusing on the “naked dining” bit but what about the other two parts of this “dining experience” ?
“ “The Füde Breathwork Experience” in New York City is a dinner party - without clothes. The $44 to $88 (£35-£70) entry fee grants you access to guided breathing exercises and a vegan dinner… all while naked.
The purpose of the Füde experience is to help people connect with their ‘most pure, authentic selves’.”
I wouldn’t fancy dining without any clothes on but I may do that, depending on the climate, the venue and the company.
I’m a bit iffy about Vegan food, though - I don’t eat meat and if the food was all vegetables that would suit me fine but if I had to eat stuff like Tofu I’d have to pass. To be honest, I’d rather dine naked than eat Tofu and some other “meat substitutes”
I reckon I would need to practice some breathing exercises just to prevent me from throwing up if I had to eat Tofu! 
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We don’t dine out anymore. The meats glued and so chewy it’s made to choke us.
You wouldn’t have to worry about being pickpocketed.
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Which leads to the question as to how one would discreetly and suavely leave a tip?
Even James Bond would struggle with that…
As for clambering into a taxi after downing several large after dinner brandies - it really doesn’t bare thinking about!
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I’m organising one in Barnby Dun for next summer, can I put your name down Boot?
Zero Zero 7. Licenced 2 >> Chill.
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PPK under the napkin… nowhere else to holster it!
Another drink Miss Moneypenny?
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Noting that.
Mizz Moneypenny. Has Cleavage. 4 Hiding thingies. 
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Barnby Dun??? - Oh, my dear boy, I’m sorry to say that is not the kind of venue or climate I had in mind!
I don’t mind relaxing “au naturel” on board a yacht in the Med or the Caribbean but I draw the line at stripping off in a village near chilly Donny in South Yorkshire! 
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Breathing exercises! That would put me off, not the naked around strangers piece.
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