it would be rude not to i washed at least one back a day… 
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well I’m 82 and still need a comb, i think we need a thread on hair…lol
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When I was eighteen I had hair like a shaving brush, it was unusually thick, the barber told me so.
I dyed it jet black, the girls would run their fingers through it at parties
Those days have long since passed!
Only if the chairs were not vinyl.
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Well, I suppose you could always sit on somebody’s lap win, there’d be thirty nine to choose from! 
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Decisions…Decisions…
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Eh!!!..You cannot be serious. 
…oooh wharra a mess if it was spaghetti with sauce…would They be allowed to cover Themselves with a large napkin? 
I suppose they could all borrow the tablecloth…very cosy! 
Of course I wouldn’t. 20 would be about my limit. 
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Not IF. The candles on the table were Alight.
If its a Drop In. Strangers No More.
Not
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If they were all strangers, I guess they wouldn’t miss me at the table.
NOPE!
But what if some of them were forum members incognito?
It can be a funny old world! 
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Only a chosen few have seen my naked body, and I intend to stay classy and keep that list short!
You go have another few drinks and daydream, my friend.
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The ones that have seen me have never recovered. It’s best after lights out … really it is.
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Without a second thought, the stranger the better…
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Just be careful not to drop hot food on your lap, or it will be naked dancing as well as dining.
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Waiter! There’s soup in my Fly…
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I wonder if that means the waiters are naked too? And the chef?
That could put you off your food.
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Dread to think where they keep their corkscrews…
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