World Toilet Paper Consumption

[LongDriver]

@Bruce

That’s why I never buy recycled toilet paper. I wonder who has to clean it?

The laundry company marks should give you a clue

[OldGreyFox]

We don’t have a bidet so I tried doing headstands in the shower, but it washes down over your face…

[The_Artful_Todger]

There are those who might enjoy that. Checkout Coprophilia.

[Maree]

@Bruce

@Donkeyman

Do all Moslems have a bidet at home ??
I believe they don’t use toilet paper ?
Is this true ??
Donkeyman!

Most Asians don’t use toilet paper either, they don’t believe that smearing shit over your bum with paper is very hygienic and prefer to use water - these days from a small spray as in my previous post. I tend to agree with them and fitted one in my toilet.

Sometimes they just have a jug or bottle by the toilet

This’ll give you a laugh. When toilet paper was scarce I bought a couple of these squirty bottle bidets for my emergency prepping, just in case

You’re supposed to fill it with water and squirt your nether regions ……

Thankfully, I’ve never had to use it because I suspect it wouldn’t end well

[Bruce]

@Maree

Sometimes they just have a jug or bottle by the toilet

Quite true.

[Cinderella]

@OldGreyFox eww!. and just had lunch.

[LionQueen]

I cantvstop laffing at the thought of you stood on yer 'ed with yer 3 legs in t’air under shower hahaha ha too funny . Put yer knackers away lad too much for my innocent crying with laffing eyes .

[Cinderella]

@The_Artful_Todger
There are those who might enjoy that. Checkout Coprophilia
No thanks, getting off this thread before

[Percy_Vere]

Having used the loo in my mate Mustapha Phagg’s home in Kuala Lumpur, I can tell you that he has hoses like Bruce posted a picture of attached to at least the loo I used. In fact, even the loos in all the hotel rooms I stayed in in Malaysia had hoses installed close to the loos.

[The_Artful_Todger]

There’s more than a few that I’ve come across should use a Kärcher pressure washer.

[Bruce]

@OldGreyFox

We don’t have a bidet so I tried doing headstands in the shower, but it washes down over your face…

Aren’t you glad you’re not a bat?

[The_Artful_Todger]

Actually bats excrete and urinate in flight!

[Cinderella]

@Bruce

Aren’t you glad you’re not a bat?

When they are in their roosts, they can do the job with their feet in the air.

[Donkeyman]

@The_Artful_Todger , Yeah, bats can do that, but generally they shite
on their own doorstep !!
That’s why bat caves have shite all over the floor !
Donkeyman!

[Donkeyman]

@Percy-Vere, And did they supply a towel or a hair dryer for drying off ?
Donkeyman!

[The_Artful_Todger]

Actually they don’t! (I googled it —)

[Mups]

@The_Artful_Todger

There are those who might enjoy that. Checkout Coprophilia.

I thought that was something some dogs do.

[susiejaeger]

My Nan and Grandad had the Guardian Newspaper cut into squares hanging from string.

We use thick 3ply with coconut smell.

[The_Artful_Todger]

Rule 34 for starters —

[Mups]

Ey? What have I said now??