A seagull just stole his icecream.
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He has just found out Elvis has left the building.
And the earth.
Or, how come the womens England team manage to do what the mens team cant.
Neighbours!!! Finished???
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He’s just received His Utility bill.
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He just sat on a hedgehog.
dammit I was going to post Something Similar, like “ooooooo you’re amazing let’s do it again!”
But you know the Bots are extremely prudish
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Mummy said I’ve got to cook my own dinner tonight.
He’s only just heard that Liz Truss is still in the running.
Sylvester has found a sock in his underwear drawer,again!
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Sylvester’s dining companion has just ordered a Claret to go with his trout.
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Meghan told him she’s leaving Harry for him.
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He started a thread on Over50schat and it bombed!
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Grrrrrrrr, l was just going to say that!!!
Ok instead, l will say…
‘Someone has nicked my Refuse Bin?’
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Or, worse still, he accidentally clicked onto one of Artangel’s threads and read it. 
He’s just seen himself in the mirror!
So is our Vlad man going to come back and tell us the answer? 
I think that everyone provided the answer Mups I do have one answer but it’s just too OTT for the forum and might upset some 🥹
Me cheated and found it, not telling though 
Ah-hoo……
Stood on a Lego brick
Vlad has just received his new energy bill
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