Why is he making that face

The sillier the answer the better, there is no prize :grinning:

And my response …
Foreskin…Zip

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Caption :point_right: Where’s my ruddy haemorrhoid cream?!!!

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It’s a tough gig for an air guitar rock god.

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I’d rather not know, I’m more than content to leave him to his own devices!

And another…me trying to open a pickle jar

He gambled and lost.

Ouch!

He has just seen the price of Lurpak in Tesco’s

or

He’s just seen Tom Jones on the TV.

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It’s the same expression I had on my face when my wife was squeezing my hand when giving birth

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Will have to get to the dentist quick, tooth hurt-y.

There’s Klingons on the starboard bow.

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Someone turned the Henry on full power?

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He’s just cum in his pants.

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If you can’t find a NHS dentist don’t try fixing your own crowns or veneers with Gorilla glue.

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Aargh! Fleetwood Town 1 Wigan 0!

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Trod barefoot on lego.

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Lost a pound and found a penny.

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He’s constipated.

His Mum took his Playstation away.