The sillier the answer the better, there is no prize 
And my response …
Foreskin…Zip
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Caption 
Where’s my ruddy haemorrhoid cream?!!!
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It’s a tough gig for an air guitar rock god.
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I’d rather not know, I’m more than content to leave him to his own devices!
And another…me trying to open a pickle jar
He gambled and lost.
Ouch!
He has just seen the price of Lurpak in Tesco’s
or
He’s just seen Tom Jones on the TV.
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It’s the same expression I had on my face when my wife was squeezing my hand when giving birth
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Will have to get to the dentist quick, tooth hurt-y.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow.
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Someone turned the Henry on full power?
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He’s just cum in his pants.
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If you can’t find a NHS dentist don’t try fixing your own crowns or veneers with Gorilla glue.
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Aargh! Fleetwood Town 1 Wigan 0!
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Trod barefoot on lego.
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Lost a pound and found a penny.
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He’s constipated.
His Mum took his Playstation away.