It’s a full moon.
Pull man pull, you can get the skin off that custard
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his prayers are falling on deaf ears??
Jeremy Vines just come on the radio
Piers Morgan wants to interview him!
Perhaps he’s just been bitten by Henry Hoover.
Oh NO!! I’ve followed through!!! 
A seagull just stole his icecream.
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He has just found out Elvis has left the building.
And the earth.
Or, how come the womens England team manage to do what the mens team cant.
Neighbours!!! Finished???
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He’s just received His Utility bill.
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He just sat on a hedgehog.
dammit I was going to post Something Similar, like “ooooooo you’re amazing let’s do it again!”
But you know the Bots are extremely prudish
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Mummy said I’ve got to cook my own dinner tonight.
He’s only just heard that Liz Truss is still in the running.
Sylvester has found a sock in his underwear drawer,again!
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Sylvester’s dining companion has just ordered a Claret to go with his trout.
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Meghan told him she’s leaving Harry for him.
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He started a thread on Over50schat and it bombed!
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Grrrrrrrr, l was just going to say that!!!
Ok instead, l will say…
‘Someone has nicked my Refuse Bin?’
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