Vandalism. Sheer vandalism!
No. I used to take a book or the newspaper, but now I take my mobile phone and play Sudoku. It helps me concentrate.
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Oh dear! LQ farted. I didn’t know that ladies did that sort of thing.
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JBR, Aren’t you worried your phone will drop into the toilet? I dare not imagine on what it would land on! 
yup, even Queens fort 
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Some of us don’t have the luxury of being in and out, as you say. I often need the toilet several times before I can leave the house in the morning, and have siblings who have the same issue.
Oh yes, Holly does follow me in sometimes and will lean into me for a cuddle.
If you ask a Lady if they fart, they will admit they do, but, point out that unlike a bloke, they don’t derive any pleasure from it. 
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The same reasoning being used for other matters. 
One good trick is to place a radio on the shelf of the Toilet room, turn it on at a moderate to high level, then shut the door and go to the pub.
After two pints, return, switch the radio off, and do a loud washing of the hands, then return to the Coronation Street room!
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When the kids were little I was never able to lock the loo door nor even shut it without kids asking me if they could have this or that or having an argument, so I got out of the habit of reading in the loo & even now I never shut the door at home.
Whenever l had a bath or went to the toilet, my little children used to come in and chat to me. When they grew up, my dogs would do the same thing!! (Not chat though!)
Thinking back, l wonder why they all did this? Very strange!!
Artie it’s because you aren’t allowed any time out, you are there at their command. 
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Tiffany, l don’t think l ever had a bath alone!
No wonder, l never had time to read a book or a newspaper in there!!
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Same here, but we love them really.
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Yeah, l suppose it would be worse if they were still doing it now!! 
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Of course not. I do what true ladies ought to do and keep my legs together.
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No. Ladies don’t fart, least of all the Queen.
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@OGF, Yeah, shyte in = shyte out ??
The first law of computing !
Donkeyman! 
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Why on earth would you consider it disgusting?
How odd.
No I don’t.
But donkey’s years ago when my babies were small I went to the loo while visiting a friend, and there was a copy of Maeve Binchy’s ‘Light a Penny Candle’…I began to read it and then asked to borrow it. Having previously been an avid reader and lost the habit totally (too tired!) it set me back on track and I’ve never stopped reading since.
So many many thanks to that friend, and to Ms Binchy, and a big round of applause 
for having reading matter available in the loo!
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