Honestly, no smut intended…
I put one hand under my pillow and rest my face on it. I put my other arm straight out in front of me under the duvet.
Yes, l know it’s a silly question but we do spend almost almost a third of our lives in bed!
I have to go through this rigmarole in order to sleep soundly through the night.
So l ask, where do your hands and arms go before you go to sleep, or have you never heard of such a palaver in the whole of your life? 
OCD??
You really are asking for it, aren’t you 
I don’t know about before I fall asleep but I just had to sit on my typing fingers to stop myself posting something lewd!
But yeah, I find people with rigid bedtime routines before they can fall asleep a bit strange. I just go to bed and go to sleep
Really? I am not OCD in any other way! In fact, l’m the opposite!
Have you ever watched a dog scratching and twizzling around in its bed before it eventually settles down to sleep?
I just thought, you needed to be comfy and relaxed before you go to sleep?
I deleted mine just before I posted it 
LD, Were you going to say, you have a good scratch!! 
I was going to mention my little blondie, but chivalry got the better of me🤗
Oh my goodness, does your wife know? Where do you keep her? In the wardrobe with your bank manager?
I am a terrible sleeper .
It’s worse now since my Moderna booster which seems to have left me with a painful left arm .
Somehow they hit a nerve so can’t lie on my left side but that’s ok apparently you live longer if you lie on your right side .
Hang mine up in the wardrobe 
Seriously, earbuds in both hands under the pillow zzzzz 
Oh no, Muddy, that’s awful for you, especially when you don’t sleep very well.
Well, l’d never heard that before about sleeping on your right arm?
Oh dear, that’s thrown a spanner in my sleeping ritual!
Doesn’t your armour cause problems in bed? All that clanking of metal must keep your wife awake!
You’re alright, Jack with your earbuds in, you can’t hear the clanking!
I like to grab hold of Teddy’s bum
Maree …and to think, l thought l was normal!
…anyway, what were you really going to type… come on, don’t be shy!
I have a special Lycra suit for bedtimes 
Macy, Who’s Teddy? Your wife, or your Flatcoated Retriever? Whichever way… errmm, how long have you been so kinky?
Any pics?
Teddy is the big fluffy one
I’m sure you’re a lot more normal than me!
But I always think about people who have trouble sleeping that they just try too hard
Special positions, lavender pillows, blackout blinds, wind down routines, it all sounds like hard work
My granny used to say that a good nights sleep was your reward for a good days work and I still think the best way to get a good night is to fall into bed knackerd from being busy, exercising etc
She also used to say “go to sleep and dream about the fairys” but my old man says he’s not trying that one ……
Oh Gawd, I thought you meant a poster in here!
