I will be having Scrambled Eggs with a little crushed Garlic, Cracked Black Pepper, Grated Vintage Cheese, lightly fried Tomato, on Wholemeal Toast spread with real Butter and Vegemite. Coffee.
Weāve just finished dinner but Itāll probably be breakfast at Greggās early tomorrow morning before a spot of shopping.
Itās winter - porridge
1 cup water, 1/2 cup quick oats, 2.22 minutes in the microwave, add some butter and milk.
Itās the nearest I come to a cooked breakfast.
Fresh percolated coffee latte and authentic greek yoghurt with a drizzle of honey
Banana
Fresh coffee
Homemade waffle OR
cinnamon & raisin bagels
A slice of toastā¦maybe with marmalade maybe notā¦oh and fresh coffee
ping porridge
Brett, that sounds nice.
2 Toast with Butter and a mug of tea.
Maybe the usual cereal for me.
And Gregsā is? Serving?
I have a box of Porridge at work for when I might be peckish
Yoghurt and Honey is nice.
The breakfast to beat all Breakfasts.
I enjoy Marmalade myself
Please explain
As usual, very nice.
Which is? Weetbix. Honey Smacks, Fruit Loopsā¦
Mrs d00d is a great believer in the health benefits of both oats and grapes.
In summer homemade Muesli with grapes and seasonal berries.
In winter porridge with grapes and other fresh fruit plus semi dried fruit.
Weāve blown Greggās and the shopping trip out, the weather forecast isnāt very encouraging.
Breakfast consists of Hummus spread on crusty toast with a glass of orange juice.
Whatās not to like!
Damn I was both cursing and enjoying envisaging this, becoming hungrier by the moment but realising that it was somewhat more than I should be allowing myself - and then you SHATTERED my dream with mention of BLACK DEATH as many āhealth folkā call it ā¦ a.k.a. Vegemuck ā¦ oops Vegesumfin. Ah well at least I now wonāt have to worry about my weight scales screaming at me to āGET OFF YA BIG LUMP !ā
Hm, bought several different types of coffee to try when last out shopping - methinks itās time for me to go boil the jugā¦
Exits room muttering under breath ā¦ āScrambled Eggs with a little crushed Garlic, Cracked Black Pepper, Grated Vintage Cheese, lightly fried ,ā ah shaddup Fred go get your coffeeā¦
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Absolutely. I canāt have it everyday but when I do have it I cherish each sip.
BLACK DEATH - never heard it called that before. me thinks Vegemite has more benefits than negatives. Plenty of vitamin B, niacin, riboflavin and thiamine. It also has 50 percent of the recommended daily intake of folate.
Plenty of salt, yes, but in moderation one of the perfect foods.
I have been eating Vegemite all my life, and yes, I will die one day, because of Vegemite?
That and plenty of other reasons.
( sorry ) All true but still ā¦. lol ( all light hearted ribbing )
Hey Brett, these people have ā¦
But Iād thoroughly enjoy the rest of what you had for brekkie - just as long as you bury that jar right down end of your property
Vegemite (The Black Death) Lyrics
You tell me that you love me when Iām lying by your side
You tell me that I am the only one who understands your troubled mind
That I am blind to any evil you can do
And that I love you more than any other girl could ever do
You love the things that I love: you love art and you love books
And you love love as much as I do and you love my dirty looks
And you love me right now
So how can you loveā¦ Vegemite?
It tastes like sadness
It tastes like batteries
It tastes like asses
I cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast
It is the Vegemite, my darling, or itās me
You have to make a f*cking choice
I cannot sit with you at breakfast
The very smell of it obliterates my senses
And if that werenāt bad enough you also eat the shit for lunch
Which means we canāt spend any time together
What kind of relationship is that?
The choice is yours, my heart is in your handsā¦
Please wash your hands
You just ate Vegemite for lunch you selfish bastard
Itās all about you, isnāt it?
Itās just take, take, take, take
What about me? What about my feelings?
Iām sorry
I had this really awful experience when I was six years old
And our British next door neighbor, Christopher Gill, he was babysitting us
And he made me eat an entire spoonful of Marmite
Which is just like Vegemite pretty much except itās even grosser
He made me eat it by telling me it was chocolate fudge
And so I swallowed the whole thing and then I had to go to the bathroom and throw up
And it really traumatized me and Iām sorry I got so emotional, I justā¦
I love you, and no matter what you eat
Iāll always love you completely
I might just always leave the room at meal times
Or refuse to kiss or touch you for a week
If you insist on putting that foul death paste in your mouth
Youāre in my heart, but put yourself inside my shoes
I have to know, it shouldnāt be too hard to choose
I know itās tearing you apart, but itās the way it has to be
It is the Vegemite, my darling
It is the Vegemite, my darling
Put down the Vegemite, you f*cker, or Iāll leave
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