“don’t worry Jesus wants you for a sunbeam”
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Is this the donor or the recipient?
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uh oh, trouble on the horizon 
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Spotted a notice on the operating room wall just as I was going under…
“Dyson & Bailey…Medical negligence solicitors”…
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“Don’t worry, I was only struck off once.”
or
“I’ll renew my medical licence tomorrow.”
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“At least we will be able to retrieve the forceps we accidently left in after his last operation.”
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Good news and bad news sir. We have to amputate both feet. The good news is, the guy in the next bed, wants to buy your shoes! 
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