“Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?”
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What’s this? That’s a scalpel Doc.
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Incompetent surgeon. That will not be pleasant at all.
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Nurse! I said prick his boil…
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Labour has won the general election
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This is the guy that had an affair with my wife…
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Uh Oh, trouble there 
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Yes, I only joined the YTS scheme yesterday, and here I am.
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My left or your left?
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Damn, one of my contact lenses has fallen out.
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Right, so this is a sex change, I’ll just get his pecker off first! 
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“Don’t fear the Reaper” (Blue Oyster cult)
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Which leg is it?
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The doctor calling me someone else’s name. 
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It’s just like vet school…
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Oh!They’ve given me my first live one.
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True one:
The morning before getting surgery for a detached retina, while the doctor was finishing the tests on my eye, he quietly mentioned: and the operation will be done using local anesthetic.
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That would be a major worry indeed. Working on cold cadavers must be a whole lot different to working on a warm reap live person.
Trepidation sets in. How did you react to that news when you first heard it? Did you feel the instruments as they were being used, sans pain?
What was the outcome of your operation?
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Blimey nurse, you are right. I really must get my eyes tested!
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The leg bone’s connected to the - thigh bone,
The thigh bone’s connected to the - hip bone,
…
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