What you would not Want To Hear just before going under for Surgery?

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Classic M.A.S.H. humour :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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I do hope the surgeon is sober this time…

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Well, I can not see his hip flask in his back pocket, page Mr Littleproud for standby, just in case,

I wonder how many Surgeons have a tipple to calm the nerves. None hopefully.

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pass me the saw

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oh gawd, Jigsaw or Coping saw?

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Angle Grinder, he’s a big lad…

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Lets have a look up the orifice before we make a decision. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Welcome to the forum ratboy83! :wave:

Nice to see you posting.

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Now,which leg are we amputating?

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The one with the arrow. Have you been drinking again? :roll_eyes:

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Lets get this over with quickly nurse, I need to be away early or you will have to finish it.

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Did we find where those tweezers went after sewing up the last patient?

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I think that Donald Trump talks a lot of sense.

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“don’t worry Jesus wants you for a sunbeam”

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Is this the donor or the recipient?

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uh oh, trouble on the horizon :roll_eyes:

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Spotted a notice on the operating room wall just as I was going under…
“Dyson & Bailey…Medical negligence solicitors”…

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“Don’t worry, I was only struck off once.”

or

“I’ll renew my medical licence tomorrow.”

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“At least we will be able to retrieve the forceps we accidently left in after his last operation.”

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Good news and bad news sir. We have to amputate both feet. The good news is, the guy in the next bed, wants to buy your shoes! :anguished: :anguished:

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