My postie might be more understanding although I’ve never asked 
4 Likes
Sit on top of an 80’s Xerox photocopier and print off a couple of pictures of my bum .
1 Like
Very eloquent.Hopefully Rhian can see through it. 
3 Likes
Ha Ha…Of course she will Mr Smith…and I hope she takes it in the spirit it was intended…
Some random eccentric old bloke on a forum…
3 Likes
As a matter of fact and probably relevant to the topic…
Yesterday, Mrs Fox was called to the bathroom for an urgent call of nature…I had just finished showering when there was a knock at the door…I glanced out of the window as I made my way to the bedroom and saw a Royal Mail van at the gate.
The knock was becoming more urgent and I realised that the parcel would soon be returned to the van. Dressed in only my underwear, and assuming the postman would indeed be our usual bloke I opened the door…
A pretty young postie was surprised to see an old bloke in his underwear…I apologised unreservedly and received the parcel, she photographed the handover and left, red faces all around!..
If that photo ends up all over facebook next week, there is going to be trouble…
I could actually recount lots of occasions where that happened to me when I was a postman, and was told not to deliver parcels in my underwear in future… …Anybody want to buy some photos?
3 Likes
Didn’t you have anything to sign with?
2 Likes
For the love of God man buy a dressing gown !
1 Like
smoke a churchill cigar - very painful!
1 Like
No lead in my pencil now Mr Smith…
2 Likes
If you don’t mind answering the door in a pink dressing gown far be it from me …….
3 Likes