Get to close to stinging nettles.
Or crack walnuts , bits of shells get everywhere
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I wouldn’t like to stand like a vicar with my back to a roaring fire, or even stand leaning back against a roasting hot radiator!
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Nothing wrong with toasted buns 
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Not if they’re mine. 
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Riding through Coventry on a horse…Not until my hair grows anyway…
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Never you mind 
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You will be amazed what some ladies can do naked, play a mean game of ping pong for example.
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Go to a hell’s angel party. You never know where they might put those spiked helmets that they wear.
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Post pictures of myself on the forum…
Well, if you insist…
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I’d probably avoid stepping over a barbed wire fence.
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Go to the library.
With all the gasps of horror and repulsion no one is going to hear the “Quiet please”
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Climb a stile!
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Done it…No problem…
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Done it…No problem…
In company?!!!
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Go On Naked Attraction.
I would be out in Round One.
The smallest visible willy in the world.
This won’t hurt and will only take a second said Leanne, the expert in fitting catheters.
Wow, I got this wrong, what a grower, I need an adult catheter and plenty of lube ladies.
This is the lady who has saved my life 3 times.
She is so matter of fact she is funny.
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I wouldn’t sit on a black ink newspaper.
I wouldn’t pose for a photograph!
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Nooooooooo…Rhian. But to be part of nature and feel liberated, to experience how it would be without the influence of human behaviour. We all came into this world like this, and will exit the same.
People don’t understand when they have been corrupted. You should try it just once in your life…Stripped bare of all the worldly things and free.
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I’d never answer the door naked when the driver from Amazon knocks.
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