What Wouldn’t You Do, Whilst Naked?

I certainly wouldn’t do a fry up with eggs!

What wouldn’t you do whilst naked?

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I wouldn’t do my daily whirling dervish exercises.

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Interact with our dogs chihuahua nails are lethal

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Get dressed.
I wouldnt answer the door for fear of giving someone a heart attack or go blind with stress.
I actually hate wearing clothes,always have done.

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Stand in front of an open window.

No one can see through one of my windows, but it still bothers me, so I always block that window if I’m going to take off my clothes.

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Bras were the worst invention ever!
They are so constricting…or is it… restricting? :laughing:

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Constricting, as in a boa?

Anyway, Triumph has the bras for the way you are.

Triumph-Spitfire-MK4-145R13-1972-155R13-Dunlop-SP-Sport-Aquajet

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Power wash my front drive. Rear patio? Yep, no problem there.

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Cor, that’s a Wonder… do you get it?

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Of course. Used to sing it all the time…Wonderbra, wonderbra, Copenhagen…

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Te one thing I wouldn’t do for sure is appear on the Naked Attraction Show.

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What wouldn’t I do ? I wouldn’t walk into a room occupied by old people in rocking chairs.

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I wouldn’t operate a rotary saw, or any saw for that matter. One Slip??

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I certainly wouldn’t go blackberry picking on a busy road!

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Join a nudist colony.

Too much competition.

(For them!)

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I wouldn’t do the yoga downward dog, shop in Asda or try to put my son’s cat in the cat carrier :scream_cat::ambulance: :adhesive_bandage:

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…to share the telescope?

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Is it extendable?

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wouldn’t want too many full length mirrors around?

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I wouldn’t have a BQ in the garden naked.

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