What Wouldn’t You Do, Whilst Naked?

Anything to do with a Flymo or a strimmer.

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Go on a work online meeting call - during the first lockdown I almost went on with just my bra thinking the camera shutter was covered. Phew! I always double check now.

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I think a simpler question is what would you do when naked? At the moment I can think of about 6 things that I would do naked the rest of life is pretty much clothed in mystery.

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I wouldn’t try and put away a folding table…

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Go in my back garden the midges would go mad with delight .

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Trampolining.

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Why prey tell?

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The neighbours would complain of me being nosey.

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I wouldn’t use the hedge trimmer. Come to that, I wouldn’t use it fully clothed :joy:

I wouldn’t use the feather duster - I’d never get the cleaning done for laughing.

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I wouldn’t make balloon animals. Static electricity would be a real problem.

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appear in front of Arty

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I wouldn’t leave the bathroom door unlocked when the grand kids are here.

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Play cricket…Getting hit in my middle wicket and getting my bales knocked off…
Cricket

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Pick blackberries!

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Prune the rose bush.

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Let Mrs Fox see me…She’d be like a wild animal…
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I wish…
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look in the mirror

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Mirrors are banned in our house Mr Smith ever since Mrs Fox thought she had put on weight…

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image

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Last time I popped into her garden in the buff, she took one look and wrote down sprouts and mini chipolatas on her shopping list.

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