Anything to do with a Flymo or a strimmer.
Go on a work online meeting call - during the first lockdown I almost went on with just my bra thinking the camera shutter was covered. Phew! I always double check now.
I think a simpler question is what would you do when naked? At the moment I can think of about 6 things that I would do naked the rest of life is pretty much clothed in mystery.
I wouldn’t try and put away a folding table…
Go in my back garden the midges would go mad with delight .
Trampolining.
Why prey tell?
The neighbours would complain of me being nosey.
I wouldn’t use the hedge trimmer. Come to that, I wouldn’t use it fully clothed
I wouldn’t use the feather duster - I’d never get the cleaning done for laughing.
I wouldn’t make balloon animals. Static electricity would be a real problem.
appear in front of Arty
I wouldn’t leave the bathroom door unlocked when the grand kids are here.
Play cricket…Getting hit in my middle wicket and getting my bales knocked off…
Pick blackberries!
Prune the rose bush.
Let Mrs Fox see me…She’d be like a wild animal…
I wish…
look in the mirror
Mirrors are banned in our house Mr Smith ever since Mrs Fox thought she had put on weight…
Last time I popped into her garden in the buff, she took one look and wrote down sprouts and mini chipolatas on her shopping list.