not in the eyes of those who wear them they’re not
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Fine if you want to resemble Homer Simpson .
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Er, returning to topic rather sharpish, … I think going cycling while naked would be a problem.
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I wouldn’t keep bees.
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Nor should you, with your track record of rose bush care.
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Having a wee in the sea while naked is dangerous.
Remember a story of some fella who pulled his trunks down while in the sea to have a wee. A fish swam up the “stream” into his uretha and he had to have surgery to have it removed, since the barbs in the fins meant it couldn’t be pulled out from the way it came.
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I seem to remember being told that you only fry bacon nude, once.
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And for a bloke sausages could turn into a case of mistaken identity…
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Bend over in the house of Lords !! 
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Jogging …… you could take someone’s eye out like that ….
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Take a walk down town. Who wants to be the (but) of that many jokes.
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Try to find my wallet
and small change!
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Stand too close to a swipe card machine.
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Walk through a hedge backwards, or, forwards
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Especially if someone had nicked your saddle .
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Dance the Can Can!
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Use a pogo stick.
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Bend over near the bike stands
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That rules me out!
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Lay on a Ferrari bonnet at the london motor show.
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