You must be stark staring mad 
You don’t have to be mad to post here but it helps.
Blimey and I thought I was up early!
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Flippin’ 'eck
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I arise at 3.30am to leave for work at 4am. Start work at 5am. 
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I’m Burlington Bertie I rise at 10:30 and stroll down the Strand like a toff…
I stroll down the Strand with my gloves on my hands, and stroll down again with them orf’
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by eck
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“What the Flaming Heck are you doing here?”
Back in February 2015 I found myself at a loose end with some time to spare, so I surfed the net and found the ‘Over 50’s Forum’…A collection of old geezers with some interesting posts and topics…I thought I’d read a few and move on…I’m still reading!
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And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?”
Lettin’ the days go by probably!
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What the flaming heck am i doing here?
Having a ball!
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The men in white coats keep saying being the village idiot and a member of this site is the best place to be
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Strewth mate, a man of leisure you be.
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I loved starting early in the heat of summer and saying good day 1Pm ish.
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Experimenting with Faffing, preparing for the inevitable 
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Can you explain what faffing is please 
I am sure I have ever faffed…what ever it is. 
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Faffing is having no sense of urgency, no meaningful task to pursue that leads to a conclusion, no sense of the passage of time, constant changing of the mind as to cause all physical and mental activity to grind to a halt etc etc…
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One was in a state of Faff whilst typing the above response.
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Thank you for the explanation. Maybe I have faffed afore.
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I often ask myself that very question 
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Do you often receive a positive answer?
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Faffers of the world unite…
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