What the Flaming Heck are you doing here?

[Maree]

@Bretrick

Do you often receive a positive answer?

Never!

[QuintESensual]

Watching Paint Dry. Made me Boss Eyed.
Talking to the Wall. Made me think I waz Deaf.
Finding 50+ A. Webmaster Masterpiece. Called Bot.
Confirmed. I waz Daft,
As so many Enthusiastic Senior Scribes have also.
Meet at the >>

[QuintESensual]

Not exactly like ‘Here.On Screen’.
BUT Waz asked the same. By a Geordie.
Deployed On a 3 month refit. At a shipyard on the Tyne.
In digs with with a brill family In “Hebben”.
Made a random telephone call to Mother in Debben
Synopsis.
"Ohh my goodness"she said. "When you said goodbye. You didn’t say you were going to “Heaven”.
Al a lang th Scotswood rude.

[OldGreyFox]

I once did an urgent delivery to the B&Q at Scotswood when I was a courier QES…

[Minx]

@Psmith

You don’t have to be mad to post here but it helps.

Psst… I think mad is putting it mildly.