Newly elected Australian Prime Minister, Julian Assange has vowed to no longer honour the “30 year rule”.
In Australia, the thirty-year rule applies to Commonwealth Government records. Mr Assange said for too long the dirty little secrets made behind closed doors have been kept from the Australian People.
Mr Assange has also stated the newly elected British Prime Minister, Rowan Atkinson will do the same.
“Mr Atkinson has intimated to me that he is more than willing to quash the “30 year rule”. He stated that he will move the motion at the next sitting of Parliament.” Mr Assange stated.
British Prime Minister, Mr Atkinson said he was excited to be working cooperatively will such a progressive Government that now exists in Australia.
“Congratulations to Mr Assagne for his stand on the removal of secrecy in Government. Britain, along with the United States, ably controlled by President Elect Noam Chomsky will usher in a new era of fair and open government. “No more secrets” is our promise to the people” he said.
Australia, Great Britain and the United States, dubbed “The Axis of the Willing” are sending shock waves throughout the Western World with this new unified co operation.
Many previous Government Ministers have already started to ask for asylum, fearing that their dirty laundry will see them imprisoned “For The Term of Their Natural Lives”
For now, this is the Official Press Release and further clarification will be forth coming at a later date.
Mr Chomsky did let slip that this new requirement will be made retrospectively so as to deal with all those past perpetrators who think they had “Gotten away with it”
Trump and Musk are off to Mars !!!
Can’t say on here against site rules.
West Sussex Man Wins £20 Million
Mr. Bean is PM?
Actually he might be 
Putin has been assassinated.
Trump and Putin die in bizarre gay sex act.
King Charles and Kate have been given the all-clear.
A massive new factory has been given the green light by government officials.
The factory which will employ half a million skilled workers will produce cars and trucks after imports of all foreign vehicles will be banned.
The cars will be the only ones allowed on British roads and will consist of petrol powered engines no greater than 1500cc. Screens, radios, and any other distractions to driving will not be allowed in vehicles, and other than engine management, computer driving aids will also not be allowed. There will only be two sizes of vehicle available. a four door version to seat four people and luggage, and a larger one to seat up to six people and luggage. Both vehicles will have the 1500cc petrol engines. All the vehicles will be a standard shape allowing for the recycling of parts for use on other vehicles. The standard Engines will also be manufactured to the same standards and the parts will be interchangeable.
Electric vehicles will be discontinued…
Current makes of vehicles will be allowed, but other than tyres and regular servicing, no garage will be allowed to repair any other brand except the British made version…So when they’re gone, they’re gone…
If only, OGF.
no they would enjoy that… 
Would make UK the black sheep…again…Communism comes next does it?
Permits will be distributed to all Subjects…
The Rules though will be concealed ,to protect any normal individuals still allowed to breathe 
The Headlines would be good if ‘‘it’s good news week’’
Brill Composition Bretrick. Always good to read Down Under humour. 
Strides down. In the Dunny. 
The U.K. rejoins the EU!
“The UK Declares Universal Neutrality”.
And keeps is fingers Outta Other Countries Pies.
The ‘Brexit’ word has now been banned.
Anyone who is overheard using the B word, will be taken to the tower, where their fate will be decided. 
What does the Tower fate involve, only I am looking for a new venture thinking Holiday/Leisure. Excitement is a Priority though… 
if taken to the Tower (of London) one’s fate would usually be an execution.
But i think they stopped this long ago 
For a minute there I thought they were all going to take off their clothes and chuck em’ into the washer…
Back to me Crunchie then… 
