I’m sorry, Tabby, but I’ve been influenced. I wouldn’t previously have dreamt of such a thing. 
Out of all the people on this forum, and out of all the discussions made over this time…you had to be influenced by that?! 
I’ve always been very impressionable. 
Well, you don’t get a second chance to make a first impression.
No, the best you can do is to try to make an even bigger impression on your second attempt.
Been exposed to Porn, who on this forum is responsible for safeguarding?
Yes. We all have, Spitty.
Now go and sit down and I’ll bring you a beer to calm you.
Here ya go. . . .
Porn and alcohol is not a good combination, Mups. I would make it a weak shandy at the very most.
I shall bow to your superior knowledge, Harbal.
A weak shandy it will be.
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Don’t listen to Mups Harb, bring the alcohol, I want to forget, Shandy wont do that job.
Well tell me what you need to forget, and I’ll tell you what you need to drink. Just don’t try to forget anything stronger than lager and lime; that’s as far as I’m prepared to go.
8% Abv, that is the minimum for Lager, before any regression can begin.
How far are you planning on regressing? 
How much Super Strength are you planning on supplying?
How much d’ya need? That shit don’t come cheap, show me das Geld. 
If you are thinking of the financial connotations, then regression is probably best left in the past, where it belongs.
Yes, regression and the past do have a long standing relationship. Best leave things as they are, then; after all, sleeping dogs don’t bark, as they say. 
And the calendar comes to the rescue, if one is lucky.
Raised the Hall extension floor level. to complicated to explain, the concept was simple, the application got complicated, as usual.
Now I’m stumped. 