Oh my word, gentlemen! I have no words…
Its far too early in the morning for this bawdy carry on! 
He wears ‘short shorts’ 
I’m still in bed wearing my jammies.
What??? 
Yikes.
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It is evening here but I take your point,there’s a danger of it all ending in tears.
Is that your way of saying you are in relaxed mode? 
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Early on I was in a very old, much patched and darned set of hospital ‘scrubs’, complete with goggles, gloves and face mask because I have been doing dirty things outside!
Now, freshly showered and hair washed, am in white bra, knickers and petticoat under a blue silk kaftan. Having a quiet crafty day.
The mind boggles, body disposal, post mortem, acid baths, pray tell.
Nothing so imaginative - cleaning the gutters and clearing a blocked drain!
But now you come to mention it … body disposal … hmm … Scalpel !!
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Yes but what was the drain blocked with 
Didn’t Dennis Nielson have a problem with drains.
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One very dead frog - among other things!
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Who he?
He was not a very nice man. Used to murder people, cut the up and dispose of the down the drain system.
Notorious killer. Spelt Nilsen, my bad.
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We have a lot of nudist beaches and naturist areas around us. you soon get use to it…
When does the Calendar come out.???.. 
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Nasty!
Thank you Caricature. Not someone I would want for a neighbour!
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New forum rules strictly forbid the use of evocative images…
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Says he … showing off his sexy legs.
Send the photos to me and I’ll post them; I haven’t read the rules.
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