What Are You Wearing Today?

Oh my word, gentlemen! I have no words…:astonished: Its far too early in the morning for this bawdy carry on! :open_mouth:

He wears ‘short shorts’ :innocent:

I’m still in bed wearing my jammies.

What??? :cowboy_hat_face::face_with_spiral_eyes: Yikes.

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It is evening here but I take your point,there’s a danger of it all ending in tears.:slight_smile:

Is that your way of saying you are in relaxed mode? :wink:

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Early on I was in a very old, much patched and darned set of hospital ‘scrubs’, complete with goggles, gloves and face mask because I have been doing dirty things outside!

Now, freshly showered and hair washed, am in white bra, knickers and petticoat under a blue silk kaftan. Having a quiet crafty day.

The mind boggles, body disposal, post mortem, acid baths, pray tell.

Nothing so imaginative - cleaning the gutters and clearing a blocked drain!

But now you come to mention it … body disposal … hmm … Scalpel !!

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Yes but what was the drain blocked with :nauseated_face:

Didn’t Dennis Nielson have a problem with drains.

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One very dead frog - among other things!

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Who he?

He was not a very nice man. Used to murder people, cut the up and dispose of the down the drain system. :nauseated_face:

Notorious killer. Spelt Nilsen, my bad.

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We have a lot of nudist beaches and naturist areas around us. you soon get use to it…
When does the Calendar come out.???.. :innocent:

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Nasty!

Thank you Caricature. Not someone I would want for a neighbour!

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New forum rules strictly forbid the use of evocative images…

:face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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Says he … showing off his sexy legs.

Send the photos to me and I’ll post them; I haven’t read the rules.

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