Are you related to Viz’s Finbarr Saunders and his double entendres?
Or is it that you just want to slow down the forum ? 
Moving a thread to a members only area doesn’t mean whacking it into slow mode. Can’t see why it’s slow anything down at all, especially if like me members tend to look at the latest stuff anyway which is where this would be until it’s not.
Having strong likes and dislikes of people whose lives you don’t know is the greatest indication of your level of your intelect.