False - the white is my wine of choice
TNP is wondering whether to take a nap.
False…but it’s almost my beastie sleep time.
TNP loves or loved riding motorbikes.
False… I’m terrified of being on one!
TNP’s favourite meal is fish and chips
True, especially if coated in oatmeal - delicious!
TNP is planning something novel for Valentine’s Day…
False - Valentines Day is just another day 
TNP woke up in a good mood
True. The fact that I woke up at all makes me happy.
TNP does their main food shopping on a Saturday.
Every day’s a bonus!
Saturday is far too busy for shopping.
TNP has a tin of Spam in the cupboard.
True! Have you been peeking in my cupboards??!
TNP will have the TV on while doing something else
Maybe true, rolling news might be on in the background in the kitchen while I organise some lunch.
TNP has a habit of zoopling properties for sale.
False - The next time I leave here will be in a box (not too soon, I hope) so not interested.
TNP will be expecting a delivery from Amazon today.
Oh if only! False, I’m afraid…
TNP will wear a woolly hat, not a hood when they are next outside
Very true. also a waistcoat type thing with a rechargeable battery that warms a heating element that runs through it.
TNP wants to know where I got it.
True.
TNP will receive a Valentine card tomorrow.
False
TNP will tell a story
True, Once upon a time…
TNP wants to know where the story is going
True…
TNP knows 2 different languages
True, English and Rubbish.
TNP will excuse me while I go and feed my dogs.
True
TNP will say how many pets they have
True: English and Yorkshire.
TNP will be a shop lifter, but will deny it.
False, never lifted a shop. Back end of a car many times.
TNP needs evidence.