Just as I predicted. 
Donāt count me as the next poster, btw.
False - No evidence, no conviction 
TNP likes rhubarb
You are here. You have to play. Themās the rules! 
Okay.
False. I may often speak it, but I donāt particularly like rhubarb.
TNP will not be a doctor.
True. Bit late in life to start now.
TNP may or may not be TNP
False - TNP is TNP, funny that eh?
TNP enjoys a late night now and again
False. Max 22.39. I need my beastie sleep.
TNP Always has a cup of tea at 3am approx.
False, I never return to sleep if I get up at that time.
TNP has cushions on their bed
False, They remain strictly sofa stuff only.
TNP loves watching Strictly.
False - itās not the same without Brucey.
TNP is into leather.
True. The belt keeps the jeans from falling down.
TNP is not awake yet.
Ha ha true!
TNP likes honey on their crumpets
True! Morning Tubby!
TNP isnāt dressed yet
Morning!
False, itās far too cold not to be
TNP has a bicycle
True! Waiting for the warmer days though - not going out in this!
TNP has no pets
False. Three dogs. Two old JRs and one GSD puppy not old enough to go out yet.
TNP thinks TNP means Three Naughty Pets.
False - I thought it meant Three Nice Pies??
TNP is having beans on toast for lunch
False. Usual Sunday roast + half a bottle of Shiraz.
TNP wears or drinks a nightcap before bed.
False - water only, no cap (although they are pretty cute!)
TNP has supper before bed
False. Just water.
TNP is happy they found this site.