False, I can spell PTN 
TNP is counting their blessings.
Falseā¦Iām eating grapes!
TNP grows his/her own vegetables
False. Too much hassle when they are so cheap.
TNP Likes cheese and onion sandwiches.
Falseā¦I prefer cheese and salad open sandwiches.
TNPā¦Drinks a lot of water.
Good eveninā EZee, is that really you or a lookalike? XXXX
True. Itās a lookalike.
TNP may be gone by the time the postman gets there.
Hi Cherie XXXX
False he hasnāt arrived yet
TNP ā¦is definitely staying home todayā¦(itās a gift Iām psychic )
Thatās true, itās my day off and we donāt need any shopping. You are indeed psychic summer.
TNPās roots are starting to show.
False. Thereās so much soil on them.
TNP Hasnāt had a beer for days.
Trueā¦I donāt drink beer!
TNP has taken to making jigsaw puzzles again!
False. havenāt done a jigsaw since I was eight.
TNP is bored with the News.
True. Itās so damned repetitive.
TNP is enjoying spending time watching telly
I was until Mrs LD put āHowardās Endā on.
TNP prefers Sci-fi films
True. The Scier - and Fiyer the better.
TNP likes sea fishing.
Only tried it once. Never caught anything.
TNP prefers stockings to tights
False. I wear socks.
TNP visited the Basque Region in France and was disappointed cos all the women were wearing raincoats.
Falseā¦Iāve never visitedvthat region of France but I do own a number of basques.
TNP wears a very immaculate suit on special occasions.
False. I rarely, if ever, wear a suit.
TNP has a shoe fettish.
Nope. Just trainers and casuals.
TNP wonders what TNP means.
True, but found out by looking at page 1.
TNP has booked a summer holiday.
False unfortunately - think I will wait until 2022.
TNP enjoys a glass of red