True…once a week to Sainsburys ( Other Supermarkets are available:-D)
TNP Will be gone in 5.4.3.2.1…
True
TNP should be jetting off to foreign parts in a few weeks time…if only?
True but V doubtful.
TNP is/was enjoying the sunshine today
True
TNP uses an electric toothbrush.
False, I use the garden broom.
TNP is watching far more tv lately.
False!
TNP is wearing shorts today…ooh la la!
True. Ok I give up, where’s the camera?
TNP is, in the words of Lee Mack. Not Going Out.
True…well not far anyway.
TNP will soon be 'on the saddle again!
False… I haven’t ridden for years
The next poster is fed up with all this isolating malarkey 
True…absolutely sick to the back teeth of it!
TNP has drunk more than they should have on many occasions.
A few times but I did learn my lesson.
TNP often see double entendres in posts
True - most of them in yours!
TNP loves cats.
Tis true…I’ve always had cats I can’t imagine not having them around the house…I must be a witch
TNP has had a premonition
True. I knew Summer loved cats.
TNP will be queueing for food today
Not at 7.45 I won’t. 
TNP has already had several cups of tea or coffee.
False. One of each. At the moment it’s a well earned Corona viru…beer.
TNP has been sitting in the garden.
False TNP doesn’t drink Caffeine.
TNP is keeping their distance from other people.
True. Not seen my wife for over a week.
TNP has reached max boredom.
False…I.m hardly ever bored!
TNP would love to go to the seaside.
False. It’s unsafe.
TNP can’t spell NPT