False…i will sneak out in the dark 
The next person has a sweet tooth
True. In fact I have several.
The next person will be visiting a supermarket today.
True…let’s hope there are some items left to buy!
TNP hss run out of toilet rolls!
False, I managed to get some yesterday :-p
TNP likes watching Morse.
Endeavour no, Mickey yes.
TNP will risk venturing out tomorrow
True…need toilet rolls and kitchen towels!
TNP doesn’t like what’s happening in our planet.
True, but then again i’ve felt that way for years.
TNP would like a ride on my bike.
TRUE! Get Your Motor Runnun’ EaZe!
TNP will not be leaving on a jet plane in the firseeable future!
Sadly that’s true. 
TNP couldn’t care less.
Hiya Cherie XXXX
FALSE! I’m very sad for all would be passengers
TNP is looking forward to Easter.
Hey there Mr MotorcvcleMan …XXXX
False. Told all of my family to stay away.
TNP will be TNP to post.
That’s true EZ…
TNP is fed up of this social distancing malarkey and has decided to…
…spend my day in the company of three dogs, one very old and retired (like me) horse and one beautiful Shetland pony.
TNP frequently uses TCP.
No, I don’t, it’s those cats - they drink it by the bottle!
TNP - is often seen with a chip pan!
True. You know me so well
TNP has heard of my culinary achievements.
Definitely! I know that you are a wonderful cook…Crepe Suzettes plesse chef!
TNP wakes up, the sun is shining and it looks like a beautiful day, then they remember the Coronavirus!!
True. Except it was 5.30am when I woke/got up.
TNP always starts the day with a full English breakfast.
Oh no, I don’t eat fried food, have’nt eaten it fir years!
TNP has started mowing the grass.
True, with my hand mower cos the sit on mower is waiting to be serviced.
(All good exercise though)
TNP spent a really nice day in the sun today.
True…but it’s so quiet outside!
TNP still loves driving their car.