TRUE,yes…animals of ANY variety are honest-so when they let you know you’re loved…weeeell…
TNP doesn’t like crisps
False. But they must be plain and not these fancy named ones.
TNP has a bizzy Easter planned.
Nah…false. It’ll be me,a guitar & the beach…so pretty much ‘as per’.
TNP has a secret love from WAAAAAAAAAY back…
True. We chat quite a lot. I call her my wife
TNP prefers Whiskey to Whisky
False… l prefer whisky but then I did live in Scotland for seventeen years!
TNP prefers to use tissues rather than handkerchiefs.
False. I prefer my sleeve.
TNP is now gagging.
False.
TNP has gone to bed.
True. Sorry, was I snoring?
TNP will spend most of the day sunbathing.
SORT of-one must admit one’s shirt was off-but one was actually labouring.
[up a ladder-replaced two sections of guttering]
TNP has vynal LP’s they’ve never let go…
False. Sadly mine went years ago.
TNP Owns an 8 track Cartridge player.
False I don’t know what that is.
The next poster will be glad to have a rest from me, Jury service tomorrow!!!
Been there,done that,SIX TIMES!
Take my word,Sweets…it’s the jury room,NOT the courtroom,in which shit and insults fly.
TNP has a favourite poster
Yes Pugsy, and plan a funeral???
I have several favourite posters, you are one. X
Um…I meant a WALL poster,Sweets…but thanks anyway [blush,blush]
TNP wishes sunshine was free-as in,no droughts,etc
False. I enjoy Draughts now and then. I play against my Gkids for money…and I cheat.
TNP never believes a word I say…or print.
Tis true … except the cheating bit 
The next person is watching The Chase… like me
The what? OH!-sorry,didn’t ‘click’ for a mo there,summer…[duhhh]
Um,actually,The Chase gets on my wick,babe-all that blaring music and flashing lights stuff,then the inevitable sarcasm as some fat dork who couldn’t re-wire an alternator but who knows REALLY useful stuff like who was Head Quill Sharpener for Edward 1’s cousin! No,thanks-egos are cheapening to the spirit-and invariably vile to witness.
TNP agrees
False. Not really into verbal Diarrhea.
TNP is a Hayfever sufferer.
False.
TNP is upset as the weather is cooling down.
False. My garden needs rain water and my butts are empty. :shock:
TNP got sun burnt over Easter.