False I am always careful
TNP needs a cuppa.
True. Makes a nice change from several litres of water per day.
TNP drinks bottled water.
False. Not bottled, but filtered.
TNP has a back porch.
False
TNP has a front porch
False…but I’ve got a back one.
TNP has broad shoulders.
False
TNP has big feet.
Ermm…compared to whom?
TNP has several holiday pics they’ve never put in an album…
True.
TNP has lazy days.
False. I’m not known for being lazy.
TNP was asleep as I typed this.
Nope been awake a while now
TNP is booking a holiday today 
False. All booked and going in 10 days time…followed by another in November.
TNP thinks that’s a bit OTT.
Not really. I’ve never booked a holiday in all my days.
If I decided I have somewhere I wish to go-I go!
TNP thinks the internet is gradually losing it’s appeal…
False. I fear it’s taking over the world.
TNP is hopeless with a smartphone.
I’m sure they’re not difficult to master, it’s just that I don’t need one or want one.
TNP makes phone calls.
False. Mainly texts or Facetime.
TNP is due to update their computer.
Yorr avvin a larf,geezer!
I bloody HATE these things…it must be 10,000 times so far,I’ve written my bit,go to ‘post’ it,hit gawd-knows-what instead of ‘THE’ button-and the ferkin lot instantly disappears! Nah-computers are for those who prefer not to exercise conversational cerebral acuity,old chap-so,false.
TNP has a bird table [I’m sat here watching the dickies munch crusts as I type]
False. I have a real table. The birds have a bird table.
TNP will spend most of the night awake.
WRONG…I’ll spend it crying,coz you were so snotty regarding bird tables! [sob]
TNP doesn’t g-a-s,either
Wrong. I suffer Gear-Acquisition-Syndrome when it come to camera equipment.
TNP is an all round good egg, a credit to the species.
True, though some would disagree.
TNP has a bizzy day coming up.