False. Not a chance. Quite good at Blackadder tho’.
TNP would like a demo. (Never gonna happen!)
False…I believe you, 'cos I know how good you are at being EZ!
TNP loves learning new languages.
False. I can barely cope with English.
TNP has not been on a train for years.
False I was using them in the USA.
TNP still dances when they can.
False. With two size twelves and both of them left feet? I rest my case.
TNP always sings in the car.
False I am busy swearing at my Satnav.
TNP is having a tipple tonight.
True. Always on a Sunday…and Saturday…
TNP has been out walking this morning.
False I am lazy.
TNP has already eaten lots of hot cross buns.
False. Most of my buns were quite cool and even tempered.
TNP is looking forward to a chocolate filled Easter.
True.
TNP likes sharing.
Hmm…ask me that again after Easter.
TNP will post any minute now…or later even.
True…it was ‘Later’
TNP wears a very subtle After Shave balm.
False. I rely heavily on my own personal BO.
TNP is having a chuckle.
False. But I am hoping for one soon.
TNP doesn’t favor grape jam.
False…I’ve never tried it.
TNP reads Women’s Magazines…
False! False! My kingdom for a False!
TNP has no idea what that was all about.
False…I love my Shakespearean plays especially Richard lll.
TNP will enjoy tucking in to a fairly large Easter Egg on this coming Sunday.
True…but only if I can hold out till then.
TNP is in full agreement with me.
True you devil.
TNP has seen lambs in the fields.
True and very beautiful they are too.
TNP loves all animals.